Hailee Steinfeld is more than just hooker hair from the 80s, she’s arguably an actual hooker, because she uses her body to make money.

Whether that’s in the Hollywood movies that have made her a bit of an A-Lister, or in her shitty pop career she actually toured, or with her NFL playing star husband who just scored one of the biggest contracts in NFL history, with 1/4 of a billion dollars guaranteed to him all because he can throw a ball better than Hailee throws balls with the back of her mouth.

Apparently, she’s also a hooker for her own brand, but being a hooker in general, especially a high profile one, she gets to be a well paid hooker for other brands as well.

She partnered with a shampoo brand, bringing that hooker hair in a tight dress you can probably jerk off to.

It’s some high paid, but really boring fucking content piece….

Brands haven’t realized they should use those budgets to do something compelling iwth the content…

Instead they do a hold a bottle and smile instead and there’s no way any consumer is like “GET ME SOME OF THAT”….unless they are referencing her tits in the tight dress…..because GET ME SOME OF THAT….

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I don’t find Hailee Steinfeld hot or interesting as a celebrity, but I don’t find any celebrities hot or interesting, they all pretty much represent a marketing and brainwashing scam that I can’t get behind, however I don’t mind their tits….I figure if we’re forced to look at them, at least give us their tits.

Steinfeld was a nerd icon, the nerd dudes have loved her inappropriately and really in a sad way because she’d never actually give them a shot, even though she relies on their fandom to get cast in those big nerd movies…..

She is currently dating the HIGH SCHOOL QUARTERBACK, who is actually in the NFL and the couple have a pretty quiet and not as public as that monster TAYLOR SEIFT NFL romance….

So when the hot chick dates the QB you know you nerds have no chance, but you can look at her bikini,

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Hailee Steinfeld is a wild one, she is all dolled up with her tits out, looking like she’s at a wedding, probably not her wedding, but one where they give you tattoos to commemorate the day, while being dolled up with your tits out, because you’re just a wild, or unhinged, celebrity with too much money doing whatever you can to get a thrill in what should be a fun and exciting life, but that a life you hate…even though you have everything you could ever ask for…

You know, spoiled brat shit…but she has tits and that’s a good thing.

She was also on the beach:

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Hailee Steinfeld, the athlete fucker, now an IMPORTANT WAG because she fucks someone in sports, I am just too lazy to google who that person is, BUT you can do it for me like the little assistant bitch you are…

She’s a celebrity created within the industry and not some thirsty self absorbed pile of dancing on tiktok shit who feels they are worthy of being celebrities, which makes her a different kind of entitled cunt, but likely still an entitled cunt…DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM…..

She is not immune to posting slutty side tit selfies on the social media feed, because the funny thing about all those non-celebs stealing the eyeballs from the actual celebs, only to monetize those eyeballs better than celebs, is that now the celebs, who were all exclusive and important, are doing thirsty self absorbed shameless content for likes and follows too….because they want that money too and probably think they deserve it for being on culturally iconic dog shit like PITCH PERFECT…to remind you that the general population fucking suck…

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Hailee Steinfeld is the kind of celebrity, who was actually created by the industry and not on social media, so I consider her to be a real celebrity, even though she’s also got 21 million followers on social media…but yeah, she’s the kind of celebrity who could post a picture of her in oversized track suit taking a shit and her audience would find it slutty, not in a “She’s a slut” let’s shame her way, but in a “Yep, I can take her up on this challenge and jerk off to this”….

She’s one of those “how non sexual can a bitch be yet still get jerked off” kind of gals, who has such a nerdy weird fan base, that I’m sure she can get REAL creative in how unsexy her content gets and still be jerked off to….I’m talking herpes ridden lips and dudes will jerk off thinking of all the cocks she’s had….I’m talking transitioning to dude to stay relevant and working in hollywood, changing her name to HERMAN STEINFELD, rocking a hitler moustache because that’s all her testosterone can give her, after zipper titting herself and rocking a fleshy and useless slab of numb meat she calls a cock where the pussy once was and dudes will STILL think she’s hot….

SO yeah, as she promotes some SPIDER-VERSE weirdness to nerds, random nerd CUM is flowing like the water main has burst…..and this dress is part of the problem, but there’s no real solution to the problem…

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I feel like this is the site, where the random stragglers that role through, would be the stunted weirdos who are either autistic or victims of a traumatic brain injury, who would jerk off to things like 90s style raver shoes you’d find on a 90s style raver chick, despite it being 2023 and the chick being Hailee Steinfeld, the industry created child star turned fit and busty Marvel Universe pussy for the nerds to jerk off to…

So I’m posting this for that guy.

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Woah Hailee Steinfeld….relax.

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Hailee Steinfeld is poosing with either a new dog, or just a small dog and she’s doing it in a solid way, the way you’d want a puppy to be showcased on the internet, LONGSLIDE her puppies, and by puppies I mean tits, there was a time when tits were called puppies…I am old…leave me alone…eventually we all become dad jokes…

The point of the story is that the made in Hollywood, not on Social Media girl is playing up her hotness like a social media girl, since that’s the only way to compete.

She’s not selling ass pics on OnlyFans yet, she doesn’t have to financially, but it’s not about finances for a lot of these girls, it’s about staying relevant so they keep getting cast in their mainstream movies….and if selling ass pics is the way to be relatable, to be part of the pop culture, then she’ll do it….I am sure since it’s her job to be part of the pop culture…even when it shifts to porn…

She’s dipping a toe in the sleazy content presented as not so sleazy…it’s a puppy reveal…with her puppies…that’s it….

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Hailess Steinfeld posted a bikini pic to generate some hype around her new video because Hailee Steinfeld is more than an industry created actor, but she’s also an industry created pop puppet, and she just released a music video that is exclusively available on Facebook, because she was probabaly paid a lot of money to do that, because despite firing 10 percent of their staff, facebook still has over inflated budgets for a piece of shit product….

Her song is called Coast and it’s about the ocean or some shit, at one point she mentions the rip tide…..and it’s less demonic than most pop songs coming out, since it’s shot on the beach, in bikinis, with surf boards, and not some demonic shit we’re used to.

Maybe the satanists have decided to ease up on the brain washing people into being depressed by producing more uplifting songs that despite still being shit, aren’t the kind of thing that make you kill yourself in some sort of blood sacrifice to their overlords….

Here is a clip of the video where she looks pretty hot…..

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She’s looking better than she pretty much ever has…so that’s ok.

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I guess Hailee Steinfeld posted a slutty selfie 4 days ago, I’ll assume that her core fanbase has already jerked off to it, you know their girl all glammed up making instagram faces, how exciting, in this era of everyone being a fake version of themselves because our only human interaction is with pictures on our phones and screens, so we don’t even know what is human or Avatar anymore, pretty depressing, but not as depressing as the news that Zuckerberg has apparently knocked up his wife a third time in the Metaverse to pollute us with AI babies of the future!

I don’t know if Hailee Steinfeld, who is one of the last young, built from the industry and not from social media clickbait is using one of those augmented reality filters, but I do know her shirt is tied up slutty and face filters don’t throw me off from looking at the starlet tit.

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