It’s safe to say that Hailee Steinfeld is potentially the single most important A-List celebrity to exist in current times because she’s got herself into bikini model shape and does the whole bikini model thing for bikini brands because she can…all while being in legitimate mainstream movies…and no one her age has the same level of success that she has…all while being able to push the diversity card because she’s a mix of all kinds of ethnicities…meaning she’ll be allowed to exist in the new version of Hollywood, which is great news, because she’s hot…

I generally hate celebrities, but for whatever reason, one I call “she actually looks good half naked”….Hailee Steinfeld makes the cut….and if I think back on my life I’ve really only hyped up a handful of celebrities….Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried, Heather Graham, Sienna Miller, Salma Hayek and a few others, but Steinfeld’s the new, even though she’s been around a while, she’s just more fit now and thus better….

So here are her tits in a corset wearing a DOUBLE MASK which is just idiotic, but keep the lie alive Steinfeld, it’s the responsible thing to do, I mean to get everyone vaccinated….which I guess makes this some DOUBLE MASK fetish porn since you don’t want to catch NO variants from the UK or BRAZIL…

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Hailee Steinfeld is on the rebrand and I am all about it…

She knows that in this era of everyone being a pervert, she’s competing with porn, and despite it being an era of fat chicks celebrated, she’s decided to start working out…and looking better than ever…

Yesterday, she was in some girl on girl content in whatever show it is she’s involved in, for whatever reason I think it’s called Dickinson…

Now she’s the ASS of some bikini brand, at least the bikini brand is teasing the fans with this pic doing a call out for “WHO IS OUR NEW AMBASSADOR”…and the internet has decided it’s Hailee Steinfeld…so I am running with it because even if it’s not part of her new, fit body, half naked, sexual, looking amazing especailly since she’s an actress and they are normally not that hot….so when a hot actress comes along, gets the big jobs, is “trending”…and now does bikini content to get the pervert nerds jerking off…it’s a good thing…

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This is a pretty important moment in cinematic history, at least for the Hailee Steinfeld fans, because she’s kissing a girl in the bath, you know to showcase how serious she is as an actor, and how she’ll put herself out there for her art, knowing that lesbian shit will lead to critically acclaimed reviews, plus it’s fun to dabble in lesbianism, even on set of some show, because you can be gay for pay and not have any guilt about it…since you know in this era of everyone being gay and diverse, no guilt is being had from girls eating each other’s buttholes for the internet, TV, TINDER, or fun….we’re all a bunch of heathen perverts into cumming.

That’s not the point, the point is that she’s looking hotter than ever, is reinventing herself as a serious actor who will eat pussy for a role, and we need more of that, even though everyone is that!

But yes, it’s a rebrand to make her or keep her A-List, relevant, and not seen as some candy pop bullshit star, she’s edgy….or soemthing…who cares…she looks good and most actors can’t say the same…so I’ll take it.

Hailee in a pantsuit = gay

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Watch this video closely…

It is Hailee Steinfeld stretching….

So watch it closely….in part because young starlet Hailee Steinfeld is looking her hottest which I would argue makes her potentially the hottest “A-Lister” around…which may be a GENEROUS list to put her on but she’s A-List enough for me to consider her that…and it’s my site so fuck you..

I mean what other under 30 A-Listers are out there? Dakota and Elle Fanning? The main ones getting hype like Margot Robbie, Jen Lawrence, Brie Larson are all in their 40s….who else gets hype….Scar/Jo who must be 45 now…who else is there? Selena Gomez? She’s got nothing on Steinfeld in terms of her look…so I’m going with Steinfeld is an A-Lister and she’s looking her best and I am sticking to it…which is part of the reason why you should watch this.

The other reason is her dad is a trainer to the stars, so she was raised in fitness and knows how to stretch like the pros…

So functional and hot..the way everything your masturbation should be.

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Hailee Steinfeld is looking pretty good since the pandemic. I know that people have found her hot her entire career, which is creepy because her big break was on True Grit when she was 14, where she played a far better True Grit girl than the original True Grit girl, but she was 14 so you probably shouldn’t have been looking at her in any other way beyond her acting abilities…

She’s gone onto do a bunch of shit, make a ton of money, become super famous…and all she had to do was sell her soul at a young age…

I used to shit on her, not actually shit on her, I am not into that kind of thing…but I used to say that she was overhyped and disappointing because that’s what you do with these overpaid idiots they want us to buy into and consider amazing, that they use to try to puppet master us, you gotta hit them with some hate….or at least some resistance….I WILL NOT BUY INTO YOUR LIES UNTIL THE PEOPLE YOU ARE USING TO PUSH YOUR AGENDA live up to my expectations…

So Steinfeld was chubby looking, despite her family being personal trainers and her whole popstar component to her acting career…she has toured as a popstar….and I felt that was wrong….a disgrace to her fitness fam and to her fans who want a skinnier bitch being highly paid to dance and sing for our entertainment…..

But in the Pandemic, she seems to have got fit…and she’s at work filming a bunch of shit despite COVID, since it doesn’t exist for rich people, so be happy knowing that she’ll be able to pay her rent, mortgage, car leases, team of people this month…I know you were concerned…

Clearly, fit is better than fat, so I endorse the updated version of this brainwasher.

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A dirt fetish to one person, is a mud fetish to another person, but to most people, it’s the closest you’ll get to Hailee Steinfeld partaking in scat….y

The Germans and the Japanese who invented Scat porn know….as do fecal fetishists everywhere…even those who have weaker livers and pancreases and gall bladders and IBS who prefer their feces to be more yellowish/green….will accept this very dark and chocolaty brown as a stand in for their fetish because when else will you ever see Steinfeld in a tub covered in anything that remotely looks like poo. It just won’t happen, but this happened, so enjoy it even if you don’t get to smell it, which I am sure is part of the allure of a fecal fetish…not that I am into shit, I am one of those people who pretends I don’t shit, who assumes women don’t shit, because I guess I had a traumatic relationship with shitting as a child that I’ve carried into my adulthood, one that would never make me think of shit in a sexual way, not even when it’s on my dick during anal…poop is gross…

Anyway, here’s some Steinfeld in what could be a casting event, you know like those influencers who fly private to Dubai to get shit on by rich men….or just some selfcare or a BTS from her movie….but even covered in shit…girl looks good…

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Hailee Stenfeld is a pretty hot actress that I’ve only decided is hot in the past week and I have no idea why….maybe it’s isolation from the whole pandemic situation, where ugly pussy starts looking good…

Maybe I was just too hard on her because I think celebrities are the fucking worst, overrated shit that don’t deserve being idolized by the masses plus I don’t think they deserve the pay they get since any asshole will do it for free because any asshole likes the idea of being on screen for people to worship them…so the whole idea of paying celebs what they get paid as if they make a difference on bottom line sales, and maybe they do, I just don’t think they do…is really just agents trying to get rich and treating these idiots like they are gold, when they aren’t…they are just people…but the agent’s got bills to pay and he can’t bel like “you can hire her for 1 million, but I have 40 other people who will do it for free”….so they just go along with it, more money for everyone, greasing everyone’s pockets…it’s a scam…

Maybe I thought she looked fat, because there was a time she was thick despite having a dad and uncle who have spent their lives as celeb trainers…it’s like you have on thing to do and that’s be your hottest and you family business is fitness..

THIS IS NO TIME TO REBEL against the family business, USE them to be better…which I think she’s done over the pandemic, but I don’t actually pay attention….

The point is, I think she’s pretty hot FOR an actress and this is her in an ADULT role doing sex things…which for those of you who are die hard Stenfeld fans…is probably too hot to handle….since you’ve been waiting for this since TRUE GRIT you sick fucks….

I do not know if this is from BRIGERTON, because I will never watch that garbage, but NETFLIX really seems to want me to…but I do think it’s some kind of period piece, just not the way I like my periods…ON MY FACE…

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I bet ya’ll are happy she’s not 14 like she was in True Grit when she got her start in the industry, and probably started to be sexualized by the industry…like she was Celine Dion when her Manager and Future Husband was mortgaging his house to make her famous..which worked out….so maybe sexualizing them at 14 when done right turns them into money making machines for decades…maybe that’s why Hollywood destroys these people…as their families willingly sign off like they are the parents of the kids in the Michael Jackson documentary that were more stoked MJ wanted to hang with their kids than the kids were because the kids knew what hanging with MJ meant.

Point being, I’ve recently decided that Hailee Steinfeld is hot and I guess this is some influencer shit or a campaign to push glasses where she’s looking hot, since I recently decided that I find Hailee Steinfeld hot.

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Hailee Steinfeld is an actual good looking celebrity. For the most part they fucking lie to us and try to pass off garbage that sucked producer dick as hot, but this one is actually hot. It’s rare, but it happens, even if it should happen more….

I want to make it clear that I am not a Hailee Steinfeld fan, I just think she looks good and that’s what this is about, I am sure she’s a garbage rich and famous person surrounded by yes men with no real soul…they all are…it’s just that she looks good doing that so she gets the pass…

I mean to think that she was a back-up singing to Anna Kendrick in Pitch Perfect is a reminder that the world is fucked….even more so when you realize that people think Anna Kendrick is hotter than Steinfeld in the “pepsi taste challenge” of celebrity hotness, because Kendrick, through marketing, has made people think she’s not some mutant that looks like she’s got Spinabifida or Cerebral Palsy…all fucking weird looking…

It’s pretty obvious that Steinfeld spent the pandemic working with her dad and uncle who are celebrity fitness trainers getting fit, because those logs and that booty look fit….and that’s what it comes down to.

The good news is that celebrities are low level influencers now, so they post the sleazy content they’d never bother posing publicly to keep that wall between celebs and normals….but now know they need to remove that wall so everyone thinks they go to the same high school and the celebs are the popular kids…

So with a sluttier generation comes a need for celebs to be sluttier and Steinfeld with her fit ass is ready to throw down…

She also posted this pic…

I appreciate it.

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Hailee Steinfeld posted this picture of her in a bikini, which leaves a lot more than it should to the imagination, but in an era of every girl selling pics of her asshole, I like to think that’s a good thing, you know a friendly tease to let us know she owns a bikini, wears bikinis, but if you want to see her bikini you need to sign up to her $9.99 a month fan site….I mean not really, but it is coming to that, where even high paid starlets like this are on the upselling slutty content to the dudes of the internet willing to pay…it’s weird seeing people who aren’t porn chicks or nude models hopping on the nude model hustle…but i guess being nude is empowering, addictive, exciting, a dopamine release…so maybe all girls are nude models on the inside, just waiting for a chance to get nude….it’s the whole “EVERYONE HAS A PRICE” situation….

Not that Steinfeld is that low level yet, she’s likely not selling nudes but her bikini tease is really a tease from this angle, I can’t see shit I normally look for in a bikini pic…like pussy definiton….but for whatever reason, I like it because everyone is so overly sexualized, bikini pics are now wholesome, and bikini pics like this are modest, on the mormon level of bikini pic despite being a “thirst trap” bikini pic….and modest is the hottest…it leave something for the imagination or to get excited for….once you put your butthole out there…it is forever out there…like how I always tell porn chicks to not do anal on the first day on the job, build up to that, you’ll get paid more and clearly all these people care about is strictly money….so be smart about it…COCKTEASE…..it’s a marathon not a race even though every day a woman lives past the age of 21….she gets uglier and uglier…it’s a race against time motherfuckers…

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