I bet ya’ll are happy she’s not 14 like she was in True Grit when she got her start in the industry, and probably started to be sexualized by the industry…like she was Celine Dion when her Manager and Future Husband was mortgaging his house to make her famous..which worked out….so maybe sexualizing them at 14 when done right turns them into money making machines for decades…maybe that’s why Hollywood destroys these people…as their families willingly sign off like they are the parents of the kids in the Michael Jackson documentary that were more stoked MJ wanted to hang with their kids than the kids were because the kids knew what hanging with MJ meant.

Point being, I’ve recently decided that Hailee Steinfeld is hot and I guess this is some influencer shit or a campaign to push glasses where she’s looking hot, since I recently decided that I find Hailee Steinfeld hot.

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Hailee Steinfeld is an actual good looking celebrity. For the most part they fucking lie to us and try to pass off garbage that sucked producer dick as hot, but this one is actually hot. It’s rare, but it happens, even if it should happen more….

I want to make it clear that I am not a Hailee Steinfeld fan, I just think she looks good and that’s what this is about, I am sure she’s a garbage rich and famous person surrounded by yes men with no real soul…they all are…it’s just that she looks good doing that so she gets the pass…

I mean to think that she was a back-up singing to Anna Kendrick in Pitch Perfect is a reminder that the world is fucked….even more so when you realize that people think Anna Kendrick is hotter than Steinfeld in the “pepsi taste challenge” of celebrity hotness, because Kendrick, through marketing, has made people think she’s not some mutant that looks like she’s got Spinabifida or Cerebral Palsy…all fucking weird looking…

It’s pretty obvious that Steinfeld spent the pandemic working with her dad and uncle who are celebrity fitness trainers getting fit, because those logs and that booty look fit….and that’s what it comes down to.

The good news is that celebrities are low level influencers now, so they post the sleazy content they’d never bother posing publicly to keep that wall between celebs and normals….but now know they need to remove that wall so everyone thinks they go to the same high school and the celebs are the popular kids…

So with a sluttier generation comes a need for celebs to be sluttier and Steinfeld with her fit ass is ready to throw down…

She also posted this pic…

I appreciate it.

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Hailee Steinfeld posted this picture of her in a bikini, which leaves a lot more than it should to the imagination, but in an era of every girl selling pics of her asshole, I like to think that’s a good thing, you know a friendly tease to let us know she owns a bikini, wears bikinis, but if you want to see her bikini you need to sign up to her $9.99 a month fan site….I mean not really, but it is coming to that, where even high paid starlets like this are on the upselling slutty content to the dudes of the internet willing to pay…it’s weird seeing people who aren’t porn chicks or nude models hopping on the nude model hustle…but i guess being nude is empowering, addictive, exciting, a dopamine release…so maybe all girls are nude models on the inside, just waiting for a chance to get nude….it’s the whole “EVERYONE HAS A PRICE” situation….

Not that Steinfeld is that low level yet, she’s likely not selling nudes but her bikini tease is really a tease from this angle, I can’t see shit I normally look for in a bikini pic…like pussy definiton….but for whatever reason, I like it because everyone is so overly sexualized, bikini pics are now wholesome, and bikini pics like this are modest, on the mormon level of bikini pic despite being a “thirst trap” bikini pic….and modest is the hottest…it leave something for the imagination or to get excited for….once you put your butthole out there…it is forever out there…like how I always tell porn chicks to not do anal on the first day on the job, build up to that, you’ll get paid more and clearly all these people care about is strictly money….so be smart about it…COCKTEASE…..it’s a marathon not a race even though every day a woman lives past the age of 21….she gets uglier and uglier…it’s a race against time motherfuckers…

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I know we live in a genderless world, where people are choosing their pronouns because they’ve never had to deal with any real problems in their lives, so like a bored housewife causing drama, they’re out here causing drama…

So with there being no gender, women are taking on traditionally male things like MAN SPREADING, which is what I think they call it, you know legs spread to make room for our massive balls, which I guess are no longer called balls, but instead “fleshiness between our genderless legs”….

So women, who are no longer women are appropriating the man spread….because in my era, girls weren’t comfortable with spread leg poses, it was seen as un-lady-like, or trashy, you know an invitation into the cooter…but now that everyone is trashy, spreading legs for the social media is the thing they do, because it gets more engagement, everyone is on the porn side of the spectrum, it’s just varied by how porno they go, are you a full sex on your feed, or more a nipple flasher….or in Steinfeld’s case…a leg spreader…

That said, she’s looking fit, but her family are all fitness trainers, so she should have always been fit….no excuse…

I am sure the tongue out, knowing under those shorts her pussy has its tongue out is exciting to some of you….I think she sucks and is just trying to produce lame and lazy clickbait…

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Hailee Steinfeld is out here in a bra giving you all those positive vibes you know with an off-color, totally offensive, unsympathetic, daft and disconnected, condescending “INHALE”…..

It must be nice to be a fucking under 25 year old multi millionaire actor and singer who was lucky enough to be on that Pitch Perfect shit that made them all a ton of fucking money….to be able to chill from her MANSION and tell all her fans who are not multi millionaires in mansions to “inhale”….in some mansplaining kind of way…

The best thing she does in her insensitivity training is milk the fact that her mom’s dad was half black, making her 1/8 black so that she totally relates to the Black Lives Matter movement and systemmic racism….another offensive and tone deaf tactic…but you can’t cancel her for being rich and insensitive, because she’s 1/8 black and that would be racism…

Get the fuck out of her Steinfeld…or at least produce better half naked smut…this is some real weakness.

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Hailee Steinfeld must be promoting a new album, becasue along with her shitty acting from shitty movies, she’s also a pop starlet…..

I guess her agents and managers realized that there was more money in song and dance than make-belief in movies so use the movies to get celebrity, use the celebrity to sell concerts, downloads, royalties on streaming apps and MERCH.

I don’t know the economics of celebrities, but I do know that unless you’re getting the hefty backend checks on an X-Men type comic blockbuster movie, or you have crazy star power that makes you 10 million a movie or more, the whole acting thing pays, but not that much in comparison to music.

The whole acting thing is just good to get you on the map and to give you that platform to brainwash people with your bullshit.

I don’t know why her big play is to pull down her pants and show the top of her panties…that match her bra and hat…in some weirdly asian outfit…I just know her tits are busting out and that may be all I need to know.

Her dad is a fitness trainer, her uncle us a celebrity fitness trainers, yet she’s barely toned because we live in an world where you don’t have to be. Dumpy and lazy is ok thanks to photoshop, but you’re all so conditioned to fat dumpy chicks that this is tight and fit to you…but her dad is a fitness trainer and her uncle a celebrity fitness trainer…I expect more.

On her uncle:

And this is the body we get? Pretty disappointing really. But tits.

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