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2020

03

Sep

Hailee Steinfeld Spreads Her Legs of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld Gym

I know we live in a genderless world, where people are choosing their pronouns because they’ve never had to deal with any real problems in their lives, so like a bored housewife causing drama, they’re out here causing drama…

So with there being no gender, women are taking on traditionally male things like MAN SPREADING, which is what I think they call it, you know legs spread to make room for our massive balls, which I guess are no longer called balls, but instead “fleshiness between our genderless legs”….

So women, who are no longer women are appropriating the man spread….because in my era, girls weren’t comfortable with spread leg poses, it was seen as un-lady-like, or trashy, you know an invitation into the cooter…but now that everyone is trashy, spreading legs for the social media is the thing they do, because it gets more engagement, everyone is on the porn side of the spectrum, it’s just varied by how porno they go, are you a full sex on your feed, or more a nipple flasher….or in Steinfeld’s case…a leg spreader…

That said, she’s looking fit, but her family are all fitness trainers, so she should have always been fit….no excuse…

I am sure the tongue out, knowing under those shorts her pussy has its tongue out is exciting to some of you….I think she sucks and is just trying to produce lame and lazy clickbait…

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2020

07

Jul

Hailee Steinfeld Bra of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is out here in a bra giving you all those positive vibes you know with an off-color, totally offensive, unsympathetic, daft and disconnected, condescending “INHALE”…..

It must be nice to be a fucking under 25 year old multi millionaire actor and singer who was lucky enough to be on that Pitch Perfect shit that made them all a ton of fucking money….to be able to chill from her MANSION and tell all her fans who are not multi millionaires in mansions to “inhale”….in some mansplaining kind of way…

The best thing she does in her insensitivity training is milk the fact that her mom’s dad was half black, making her 1/8 black so that she totally relates to the Black Lives Matter movement and systemmic racism….another offensive and tone deaf tactic…but you can’t cancel her for being rich and insensitive, because she’s 1/8 black and that would be racism…

Get the fuck out of her Steinfeld…or at least produce better half naked smut…this is some real weakness.

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2020

27

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld’s Wild Pushed Up Tits in Some Clickbait Porn of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld must be promoting a new album, becasue along with her shitty acting from shitty movies, she’s also a pop starlet…..

I guess her agents and managers realized that there was more money in song and dance than make-belief in movies so use the movies to get celebrity, use the celebrity to sell concerts, downloads, royalties on streaming apps and MERCH.

I don’t know the economics of celebrities, but I do know that unless you’re getting the hefty backend checks on an X-Men type comic blockbuster movie, or you have crazy star power that makes you 10 million a movie or more, the whole acting thing pays, but not that much in comparison to music.

The whole acting thing is just good to get you on the map and to give you that platform to brainwash people with your bullshit.

I don’t know why her big play is to pull down her pants and show the top of her panties…that match her bra and hat…in some weirdly asian outfit…I just know her tits are busting out and that may be all I need to know.

Her dad is a fitness trainer, her uncle us a celebrity fitness trainers, yet she’s barely toned because we live in an world where you don’t have to be. Dumpy and lazy is ok thanks to photoshop, but you’re all so conditioned to fat dumpy chicks that this is tight and fit to you…but her dad is a fitness trainer and her uncle a celebrity fitness trainer…I expect more.

On her uncle:

Steinfeld develops brands and businesses as Chairman and CEO of Body by Jake. Previously, Steinfeld created FitTV, a 24-hour fitness lifestyle network, which he later sold to News Corp. Following the sale of FitTV, Jake launched ExerciseTV, a fitness on-demand television network, with partners Comcast, New Balance, and Time Warner.

Steinfeld co-founded Major League Lacrosse (MLL), the first professional outdoor lacrosse league, in 2001. MLL has six franchises in North America; the championship trophy is named the Steinfeld Cup.

And this is the body we get? Pretty disappointing really. But tits.

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2019

11

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Pantsless in Bed of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is one of the least interesting celebrities, often times about 20 lbs too heavy for my liking, but now out here showing her legs that I know at least one of you will like, because she has a consistent fan base of perverts who jerk off to shit like that, but I prefer my jerking off to be set to things that are more inspiring, exciting, disturbing, disgusting, confusing, interesting, you know anything that has a little more to than just legs in it…but some people are a bit more eager, a bit less desensitized, grew up having to jerk off under pressure, so they are trained to basically premature ejaculate and that’s when there’s no woman involved, because there is never a woman involved…you nerd fucks are creepy. This is for ya’ll.

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2019

04

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is out here promoting her new album, because girl is a triple threat no one is threatened by because she’s just a girl…

If anything, she’s a reminder that anyone can be a touring popstar with today’s audio technology, you don’t even need to sing. Like how all the instagram girls are just “models” because they have facetune….everything is a digital illusion…

She’s a popular actress, who got famous as a teen, of course she’ll go onto make music, you make more money with music….that is why EVERY single young popular actress does it.

It’s a nice reminder that the industry likes to shove garbage down our throats and in our ears….and that quality meaningful music from the heart will never exist again…thanks to no one having fucking souls…it’s all just fucking garbage.

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2018

05

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty Boots of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is wearing slutty boots. This may not be news that matters. It may not be worth fighting about on facebook and twitter. It may not even be interesting to anyone out there as most people probably don’t even know who Hailee Steinfeld is…unless they are perverts into the True Grit revival, that shit that came out without John Wayne, or the girl from Pitch Perfect who went onto be a popstar….the daughter of a personal trainer in LA, who before the face injections and recent fitness was chubby….sexualizing herself for attention for the press…..but it’s good enough for me to post because I have low standards.

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2018

31

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day

So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption:

Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women….

Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert…

But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice…

Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls…

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2018

21

Sep

Hailee Steinfeld’s Twitter Hack Says She’s a Racist in her DMs of the Day

I was just on twitter, being irrelevant on twitter, but checking in as I do three times a month….sometimes I write offensive things to trending hashtags for old times – but for the most part I don’t bother. I’ve written offensive things for years and no one cares so I just keep it to myself, while everyone else is being offensive everyday.

Well, as it turns out – Hailee Steinfeld’s account looked hacked 30 seconds before I got on twitter…and the hacker was going through her DMS and saw she used the word NI**ER.

Bad Hailee Steinfeld….

I don’t know why Hackers don’t just keep the Twitter access alive, read what these people are up do….rather than exposing themselves as soon as they get in…obviously they’ve never tried to creep on their girlfriends…

I don’t know if a white rich celeb using “ni**er” on her DMs is racist, since all the kids use that word thanks to rap being pop…plus she’s part black…so fuck off…

If you’re famous – don’t use a computer and just get that money piling up.

Here are some slutty pics of her…

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2018

28

Jun

Hailee Steinfeld Bra of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld Silver Bra on Stage

We have watched Hailee Steinfeld go from teen in True Grit that I am sure some of you perverts liked way too much….to chubby actress….who despite having personal trainer parents seemed to have spent her acting money on treats she wasn’t allowed to eat growing up because she has personal trainer parents…but who eventually realized fat is gross, and no one wants to watch a fat chick sexualize herself, except maybe you, who likes any girl to sexualize herself in a take what you can…low ambition…loser…

So here she is, years later…performing in a bra….like some kind of harlot…who wants everyone to see her in a bra…which is likely what she is…because no girl is getting on stage a posting pics in a bra unless they want to be jerked off to…even if this era is more into gangbangs and throat fucking and bras aint a thing…

But the key point in all this is that despite what the generation is trying to tell us…she is not fat and that should be celebrated by staring at this.

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2018

08

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

So here we go..

Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Ariana Grande Tits and Fake Tan in a Gown at the MET

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

Cara Delevingne See Through Black Lace Dress at the MET 1

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