Hailee Steinfeld is basically the Last of the Mohicans just not starring Kevin Costner, Directed by Kevin Costner, or written by Kevin Costner, and that is in no way meant to be offensive to my Native friends, I am on your side and look forward to the day you organize, mobilize and get your fucking land back.

She is the Last of the Mohicans because she’s the last of the A-List celebrity now that society has gone rogue and everyone is fighting for their 15 minutes like Andy Warhol apparently predicted, or is credited of predicting, like some kind of time traveling weirdo.

Meaning, she came up through the industry, she’s at the top of the food chain, she gets the big pay days and she looks better than ever, you know an influencer without the shameless crying for attention despite not being naturally talented or naturally climbing the ranks, but instead just being a little less lazy than other influencers so they go viral.

The celebs of tomorrow won’t be trained actors, which is probably a good thing, since there’s nothing worse than an actor who takes acting seriously or truly believe they are art….when what they do is more of a joke and they are just told it is art because other people need them to think that in order to make money off them.

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but short outfit, long legs, nice tan since she’s half black, titties, it’s a win.

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Hailee Steinfeld is probably one of the last celebrities, or youngest celebrities to be an A-Lister pre social media, when the fame came from the top down and not for the gutter that is social media up.

That doesn’t mean that Hailee Steinfeld can’t pull the same bullshit instagram influencers do, like pretending to be exciting in low quality videos with her tits out, it’s actually probably far easier than learning lines or being on set or any of that.

We can assume Heineken is paying this pitch 1,000,000 dollars to go to the F1 Grand Prix in Miami….easiest million since Bhad Badi made 50 million on OnlyFans barely showing her tits…..SCAMS

The world is nutty, but Hailee Steinfeld is kinda hot in her slutty bikini top, the kind of bikini top you’d want a bikini-top-job from….which I guess would be all bikini tops…we’re not a very high standard type….some of you may have even bought bikinis from Walmart just to jerk off imagining it on a girl…easy to plas mother fuckers.

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In the era of no more celebrities because they are all bottom feeding losers taking their cues from influencers who get more views and brand dollars than they’d like them to…..assuming that means what they do is good and not flimsy low hanging fruit….

So the celebs end up doing their own rendition of low level instagram shit like slutty selfies instead of keeping celebrities as the thing the influencers are trying so hard to be…the untouchable, unreachable, important coveted top tier enlightenment they crave to reach but that’s always out of reach and it’s too bad.

I liked the celebs when they were our version of royalty, tabloid fodder, where their successes annoyed us and fails entertained us….because we got our redemption or revenge on them in our own far removed normie out of their league or out of their world way…

But, the marketing people want views to justify the big pay days they want from the movie producers and they have to adjust, so here we have celebs being such bottom feeders for attention, only sometimes it doesn’t bother me, like in this case, because Hailee Steinfeld is looking hot, her career is booming, and she’s one of the last “cast from a casting couch before social media but still young enough to be hot”….instead of being cast from INSTAGRAM….people…

One of the last “celebs” around…..or youngest celebs from the industry around so take it in…or jerk off to it.

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This is probably a really big fucking deal…

When teen star merges into adult star and the industry responds accordingly…PUT HER IN A SEX SCENE…get those who weren’t perverted enough to jack off to her before when she was playing a teen….to jack off to her now!

It’s how you extend a career and in an era where there are about 4 celebs under the age of 30, because celebs are a dying breed, they have limited options of who they can do this with.

I think Hailee Steinfeld is at her fittest, at her hottest, so her BLOCKBUSTER career in empty and meaningless moves for CHINA based on COMIC books, is in her cards…and so long as she keeps shit legit like Amanda Seyfried did, for every shit movie, she does a nude art movie, so she gets the best of both worlds and we get her naked….it’s a win….

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Hailee Steinfeld’s vastly improved….

She’s in a little black dress as a tribute to being just a little black…

Let’s make it about race up in here, since everything is about race…right…

I am sure Steinfeld’s has had many struggles due to her race..

I doubt that no one gave a fuck about her being part black before this most recent revolution that is hardly a revolution in pop culture….but I hope she uses that black card as hard as she can to get the roles she deserves because she’s looking better than ever and that’s really what matters..

So to re-iterate…Hailee Steinfeld is a FEMALE (we assume), Part Filipino so she’s got the ASIAN, part Black, Jewish now all she needs is an obscure sexuality, maybe a learning disability, a physical ailment, maybe a genetic disorder….like ALOPECIA…hairless and luxurious…how about an addiction, eating disorder and she can rise to the top of the VICTIMHOOD charts…it’s got value…

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This is obviously the single most important post of the day…

The last of the A-Listers….in part because it could be the end of the world, but also because the traditional hollywood is on the outs, no one gives a fuck about celebrities, they are too busy finding their own audiences, but STEINFELD made the cut…like you want to make a cut in those PANTYHOSE after she sings that NDA and CONSENT FORM because you’re a casting agent or producer and don’t want to get tried by the MEDIA and have your life ruined by a fucking TWITTER MOB….since the legal system doesn’t exist anymore..

POint being, that body is ridiculous, and the wholesome Steinfeld who was chubby and not that hot is out of the picture and some bot long body is in….

Some moves to the SLUT realm of the THIRST TRAP for fake feminism…to be a false idol and distract girls as this will MANIPULATE them to post THIRST TRAPS of their own, you know if everyone’s taking THIRST TRAPS because their fav celebs normalize it….we’ve got a shit ton of THRIST TRAPS….nothing BUT thirstier and thirsier THIRST traps will happen…it’s just the nature of the fucking beast…if these girls are fighting amongst themselves for views….they’re about to get a lot dirtier…

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It’s a weird society where a person’s value is strictly based on their social media presence…I get it in some respects, because it’s a sign of how many people organically are interested in that person, which means it’s a social credit score on how important they are…even if they fake their numbers, no one knows..

So when I used to see that I only had 15,000 – 20,000 twitter followers, half probably robots because I was on Twitter for a LONG fucking time and was amazing on it when I really tried, at least according to me, most people found me annoying, rude, perverted, all the things that make me me, you can’t please everyone….but when I’d see I only had 15k followers that didn’t interact with my shit…I knew I was a fucking zero….because if I wasn’t a zero…people would follow me.

I just didn’t let that get me emotional, because I don’t care if people like me, I do this for fun not money or fame.

Yes, writing blog posts is fun to me.

Anyway, the mainstream hollywood China dicksuckers are turning to social media, because they know the people are mindless drones who read picture books, not actual books, and staring at a feed is how you connect with each other…

So all these celebs, who make millions as celebs, and who are famous from famous shit, are using instagram like a low level barista or bartender or stripper trying to get OnlyFans subscribers…

Hailee Steinfeld is well aware of the need to document her life to seem like a real person, and I guess she’s doing it with her tits out, luckily, she’s probably the hottest A-Lister out there, since A-Listers barely exist anymore, or are in their 40s….

We have to appreciate her tits doing social media in all their hotness, because she’s an actual actor brought to us through acting, and not some Youtuber who is famous for making fart videos, or whatever they do to get viral…in this world of AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEO caliber clips….from thirsty fucks everywhere…

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This is probably not that important, but Hailee Steinfeld posted a racy butt shot on her instagram because I guess she’s tanning, or by the pool, wherever her luxury villa may be….

But the reality is that over COVID, Steinfeld followed her personal training father and uncle’s lead and got fit as fuck, for a while she was pretty dumpy, at least at for someone her age, but that’s all changed and all it took was fitness…a reminder to all you sloppy bitches out there…workout, you’ll be a better version of yourself and maybe people will jerk off to your half naked reflection in a photograph…..since this is a fucking glass door reflection selfie…but still one worth looking at…I mean it’s basically a mirror just more distorted….I used to jerk off to scrambled porn…a blue tit in the top right corner, an ass in the bottom….I can handle this kind of scrambled porn.

The other thing is that in an era where there are no celebs, everyone is a self righteous and self involved celeb, and the celebs they care about are influencers not shitty actors, she’s basically as close to a young A-Lister as you can get…the future generation, hence the Action Blockbusters she’s already cast in….and we need celebs from the movies or TVs, instead of social media losers winning…so here’s that A-List Ass being an Social Media Loser while winning…

This whole hollywood getting in on social to compete or get some of the views and relevance of “infleuncers and youtubers” has brought us lots of half naked content of people from movies and tvs..so thank the useless influencers for paving the way in “TITS GET HITS”….so reduce yourself to that level, the masses understand it.

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Hailee Steinfeld is evidence that following her father or uncle the celebrity personal trainers and their life work in personal fitness makes her substantially hotter.

I know that she has been liked and jerked off to by people since her career was launched, but thanks to the fitness she took on over the pandemic, she was able to go from being a cute bloated girl that nerds still found hot….to becoming actually hot.

I don’t know if that really matters in an era of celebrities not mattering or even existing, since everyone is too busy trying to be famous.

No one gives a fuck about celebrity culture, the gossip or any of that, because they are too busy looking in the mirror or trying to survive after the biggest transfer of wealth in history…

I just know that she’s still young enough to have a long career ahead of her as movies will continue to be made and she’s made the cut to being one of their own….and not because she’s big on whatever the trending social media platform is…but because of being in movies.

She may be the last of her kind, but let her inspire you or at least the girls in your life to get fit and become hotter than they were not fit…

Society is trying to turn people unhealthy, pretending they are here for our health, while shutting down GYMs….SPORTS…and actual HEALTH…when obesity is the cause of COVID death and everyone is a fat fuck…not that COVID is a big deal anymore…but you get what I am saying….they want you fit, on a screen, unhealthy, lethargic, half dead and on pills….fitness can. fix that….so get fit like Steinfeld and do better.

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I refer to Hailee Steinfeld as the hottest of the A-Listers, because she’s a young A-Lister who gets paid a lot to be in the movies and who gets cast in legit big budget movies, which by my standards makes her an A-Lister…and that’s important to me in a world filled with bootleg social media influencers being hired to work in the mainstream….I like what is likely the last of the mohicans where the mohicans are produced or created by the industry that’s had it’s puppet master hands up all of our asses since we were kids…..you know there’s comfort in familiarity and comfort in just being told someone is famous…rather than having to hear about their viral videos or social media wins….you know just put a babe in the movies and let the rest happen organically…

I don’t know if there are many other young under 25 year olds in Hollywood who weren’t created by Youtube or Instagram or TikTok….I mean I guess thre’s Elle Fanning….but the rest are all in their 30s….so take in these A-Lister legs looking hotter than ever because she’s got sluts of instagram to compete with in efforts to keep the pure hollywood celebrity alive…and the sluts of instagram sell pics of their buttholes…so she’s got a lot of sexualizing of herself to do going forward…and this pandemic has got her fit enough to do just that….so be excited.

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