Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks In “This Is Not Sex” Directed By Tony Kaye from Mean Magazine on Vimeo.

Fat, Hairy, Jewish Seth Rogan is in a new Judd Apatow movie called Zack and Miri make a porno. Now I can’t stand Seth Rogan or Judd Apatow because I don’t like either of them or their popularity, or their masturbation joke, or the movies they make anything worth watching. The concept behind this one is that Zack and Miri decide to make a porno to make some money because they are both is a bad financial situation and the likelihood that Seth Rogan could ever make money in porn is a fuckin’ stretch, making this movie nothing but fantasy. The only way Seth Rogan could manage being in porn is if he paid the hookers he’s been dating to get behind camera because he’s tired of jerking off to porn and thinks it’d be more fun to be in one, it would never be a means to an end, but instead a product of having made it by by winning the lottery that is his career because Hollywood likes him and think he’s some kind of it person. Making this movie a bust before it even got released.

Mean magazine did some obscure promo shoot with the two stars that includes Elizabeth banks in a 1940s style bathing suit, showing off her period bloat, which is depressing, until we see Seth Rogan hanging himself, something I can only wish becomes a reality one day.

Either way, watch the clip.

UPDATE – It’s Not a Judd Apatow Movie, it is a Kevin Smith Movie…But I Still Hate Judd Apatow.

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