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2021

12

Apr

Elizabeth Banks Old Lady Neck in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve always been told that if you want to age a woman, look at her neck or look at her hands, they are the two hardest places on their bodies to game the system….you see sloppy tits can always be lifted, gaping pussy from all the babies can always be labia plasty / reduction surgeries, there are option….legs and stomach can be starved out and worked out aggressively…faces can be botoxed and filtered…but a neck, that shit requires aggressive plastic surgery and most people don’t go down that route…even if some of them should…so here’s some overrated, one hit wonder who’s one hit was a franchise called Pitch Perfect, which is the kind one hit you’d really want, doing her best TURKEY WADDLE impression…all loose skin hanging off her neck like it was a old prostitute’s pussy at the old folks home after retiring…. of it’s own…no seriously…I am sure I see its clit….but that could just be Elizabeth Banks’ chin.

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