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2023

06

Jul

Elizabeth Banks Bikini of the Day

I would say that the most unfortunate thing about celebrities, since everything about them is pretty unfortunate, despite their bank accounts, or prices they command from idiot sponsors or movie producers, since they’ve gamed the system and figured out how to collect enough retard fans who think they are great to justify that money……

But yeah, the MOST unfortunate thing about celebrities, is when they have wins in the form of commercial successes.

So someone like Liz Banks who was potentially trying to be a hot chick in the movies, you know an annoying egotistical cunt with a dream, willing to risk nothing because she was probably a rich kid, to move to LA and spend her days going to auditions until one hit….would THEORETICALLY no longer exist now that she’s in her mid-40s….her jobs, straight to streamer shit….

YET, she put together Pitch Perfect, make a billion dollars, and now parades around in her bikini like her weak chest isn’t too old for this shit, cuz she thinks she’s fucking amazing, therefore her weak chest too old for a bikini is amazing too, since NO ONE around her tells her she fucking sucks and her bank account and all the interest she gets from producers thanks to that hit tell her she’s amazing…

I like my celebs at rock bottom, crashed and burned….these winners are mocking us…

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