OMG! I just did a post on Anna Kendrick’s mouth being a mouth that I am not instinctively compelled to stick my dick in, because for some reason it weirds me out.

IF you scroll down, you can see such brilliant commentary in badly written english because I know it excites you.

Since posting that post 3 minutes ago, I came across ANOTHER Anna Kendrick photoshoot – because I guess she’s doing PR as hard as she can for her MEMOIR that we’ve already determined is obnoxious – seeing as she’s only 31 – and unless she’s got a terminal illness – or she’s about to off herself for that weird mouth…she’s got more time to write a memoir..

BUT it would be in line with being a narcissistic asshole actor who looks in the mirror all day – while channeling their self-involved and superficial emotions into something they think is actually important – despite being absolute nonsense – all because they are paid a lot and society celebrates them – DESPITE THE WEIRD MOUTH…

Well, she’s gone and done PLAYBOY – but not in a traditional “OMG DID YOU SEE THAT ACTRESS I WANT TO FUCK DESPITE HER WEIRD MOUTH AND ZERO SEX APPEAL – SHE DID PLAYBOY – LET ME BUY TWO COPIES TO CUM ALL OVER BECAUSE I KNOW I’LL SEE LABIA”…..more the new PLAYBOY which features no nudity, it’s ad friendly, and women friendly, in this gay, emasculated era of the pussy millennial who doesn’t want to see actress labia – because labia means gender and NO ONE HAS GENDER anymore…it’s fucking crazy…

Fashion magazines are easier to jerk off to than this shit…shit that reminds us all why TRUMP won the election…no one likes a PLAYBOY with no pussy lip in it…because I NEED TO cross reference her pussy lip to her mouth lip to see if I have the same distain for it…

Either way, here are the pics…

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Anna Kendrick’s mouth offends me. Unlike most feel mouths I don’t have the urge to stick my testicles, since I don’t have much of a shaft, down her throat, but instead I am grossed by it. It’s like she’s got terrifying razor sharp lips – in an era of lip injections – that are all cushiony and good…yet she opts for whatever’s going on here….and these are actually some better pictures of her..I’ve seen movies with her and I just fixate that mouth…I just can’t look away…and not in a good way…in a what is wrong with that thing and why don’t I want to stick my testicles in it….because really she’s not that bad looking, she’s not a monster, maybe her fame is a lot of hype and not justified but still not something I shouldn’t want to stick my testicles in…but I can’t change the way her mouth makes me feel…

She’s released a book called Scrappy little nobody….a memoir at 31 because she’s obnoxious, or has a terminal illness – that I can assume started in her mouth – or maybe she’s gonna kill herself because she can’t escape that mouth….

The highlight of her life so far – at least according to my extensive research into her memoir is that she tried to high five the first guy who gave her an orgasm…because she’s that girl…the one who ruins things the second you give her an orgasm….

That’s all I got.. ..

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Anna Kendrick may be a celebrated actress, who does all kinds of roles, from shitty comedy, to more serious things, because that’s what celebrated actors do. There’s usually no reason for them being celebrated actresses, other than that their mom is Goldie Hawn , or someone else in the industry….but for some reason, the industry has decided she’s one of the top 10 most hireable, one of the top 10 highest paid, all while having a stupid fucking mouth.

It makes no sense to me…both her mouth and her career…but it exists and who am I to question the authority of media that distracts us as the government does all kinds of fucking up things…

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I am not into Anna Kendrick….in fact her face annoys me…there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it….and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especailly if they’ve been in movies and I know they are overpaid, rich as fuck, brats who sold themselves to the industry…like the hookers they are…

But she’s got tits…that the wants you to see…probably to distract from her grey hair…the horror…oh the horror…bitch gettin’ old….who knows here aging will take her face..but being average looking took her here..and that’s not a bad place to be..

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Anna Kendrick is one of my least favorite women in movies, which isn’t saying much because I generally don’t like any bitches in movies, and for the most part I don’t remember any of their names, so saying KENDRICKY is my least favorite, is almost like saying she’s my favorite….

She’s not…but she’s just marketed to us, in all the popular romantic comedies and popular movies, but she’s boring, the fact that she’s made it when I don’t really understand why she’s made it all while rocking a creepy mouth….

THis is the premise of her new movie …

Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister’s Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo.

Sounds like an oscar winner…

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Anna Kendrick is one of my least favorite women in movies, which isn’t saying much because I generally don’t like any of these bitches in movies, and for the most part I don’t remember any of their names, so saying KENDY is my least favorite, is almost like saying she’s my favorite, just the opposite – because I have an actual opinion of her, her boring performances, the fact that she’s made it when I don’t really understand why she’s made it – and more importantly – her creepy mouth that used to irritate me in movies – I was forced to watch due to pussy making me do it…but in this era of plastic face, a small mousy mothy mossy mouth isn’t so bad – it makes our dick look bigger, but more importanlty – it doesn’t make her look like a garbage porn clown…even if she must have done some porn stunts to get to this level of fame – otherwise I really won’t be able to wrap my hand around and understand her career….

She does have a decent / fit body – which I guess is important seeing as she’s in movies and supposed to be a love interest..in this superficial world we call homo..

She’s also in New York Mag…

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Anna Kendrick has a terrible face, but when you hit her and her overly famous and undeserving body from the right angle, where her weird mouth is cropped out of the frame, she’s got some tits…relatable, hireable, famous for no reason I can really understand…because she’s so fucking average….straight from community college drama class but still tits…and I like tits…and so do you…especially when they get paid millions a year…and not even because they are tits…but because they have a good agent…

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It turns out that terrifying Anna Kendrick due largely in part to her face, or more specifically, her weirdo, overrated, actor that shouldn’t really exist as an actor, not because acting is hard or challenging, it’s all just a scam, but because she’s not hot as fuck and because she’s not all that interesting to watch in movies….and who would be better suited as the awkward girl working in an entry level office job….

Is not so terrifying when looking at her ass pussy in her panties by the pool…

Erase the face, erase the mouth, focus on that asshole…we’re good.

I don’t know what this is from – but TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Turns out it is for a movie called Digging for Fire….

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