Anna Kendrick’s mouth offends me. Unlike most feel mouths I don’t have the urge to stick my testicles, since I don’t have much of a shaft, down her throat, but instead I am grossed by it. It’s like she’s got terrifying razor sharp lips – in an era of lip injections – that are all cushiony and good…yet she opts for whatever’s going on here….and these are actually some better pictures of her..I’ve seen movies with her and I just fixate that mouth…I just can’t look away…and not in a good way…in a what is wrong with that thing and why don’t I want to stick my testicles in it….because really she’s not that bad looking, she’s not a monster, maybe her fame is a lot of hype and not justified but still not something I shouldn’t want to stick my testicles in…but I can’t change the way her mouth makes me feel…

She’s released a book called Scrappy little nobody….a memoir at 31 because she’s obnoxious, or has a terminal illness – that I can assume started in her mouth – or maybe she’s gonna kill herself because she can’t escape that mouth….

The highlight of her life so far – at least according to my extensive research into her memoir is that she tried to high five the first guy who gave her an orgasm…because she’s that girl…the one who ruins things the second you give her an orgasm….

That’s all I got.. ..

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