I don’t know why “Anna Kendrick Face” isn’t a meme, or an expression used to describe an annoying looking face.

I have tried to watch movies that have her in them, and despite trying to like her not because everyone likes her and she’s getting work because of it, but because I feel sorry for anyone who has that “Anna Kendrick Face”, even when that “Anna Kendrick Face” makes her millions….because it’s just creepy….I can’t describe it – but it starts with her mouth…

Then I remember, all these overpaid bitches deserve to be scrutinized about their faces, because they put it out there, instead of hiding in the basement where their faces may belong…all because someone told them they are cute or funny or they have a relative in the business….who knows…

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I don’t know if these are actual pictures of Anna Kendrick, the face I am not attracted to at all – and when I see her in movies I wonder how it happened…

I assume that whoever they are, they were pulled directly from her Myspace, now that everyone is talking about how Facebook is the New Myspace, that will be beat out by some porn friendly, highly marketed Social Network, that is only getting press because it is probably built by insiders and financed by Facebook…so someone went through the archives…

It looks like a Halloween party…many years ago…probably in college…and I think it’s a pretty sold Flashback Friday session…so I’m posting it – even if they aren’t pics of her at all…they are still drunk and slutty and I enjoy that.

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I do not find Anna Kendrick hot. I am sure she’s a nice girl, basking in her success, booking other huge movies because she’s got “talent”, even though I don’t think anyone who acts has actual talent, they just have egos and aren’t afraid of looking like assholes while playing make belief and they get paid stupid money for it, while normal people are like “you want me to say that, dance around, while you watch, are you fucking joking, that’s some circus clown shit, do I look like a circus clown”…before punching the director, or if you’re a girl charging him for sexual harassment..

That said, she’s got no sex appeal, I can’t take any movies she’s in seriously when there’s an underlying love story, and there always is…because no guy would be that into that, it’d be more of a relationship of convenience, like “she was around, kept pursuing me, I was really into my video game, so went along with it”….but then I remember that ugly girls get pussy always…guys are desperate losers blinded by tits…but that doesn’t mean I can take her modelling sexy seriously…and I won’t…and I am sure she cares about my approval as she counts her money and her tens of thousands of fans tell her how great she is..

Here she is in Elle..

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I used to fuck a crackhead native, who was probably a prostitute, but we don’t ask questions on how a bitch gets her crack when she’s sucking my dick for free…I used to invite her to the office I was working at for lunch and every time she’d get there, she’d drink a think of white out…I didn’t really understand it, and I can’t imagine it got her high, but for some reason that’s what Anna Kendrick is reminding me of in this Fast Company article, that I assume is about how she’s invested in TINDER or some other start-up and is now a dot com billionaire, because becoming a dot com billionaire with an app is a fucking joke, but the bigger joke is me for not having one…

Under normal circumstances, Anna Kendrick’s face, or mouth, or something about her freaks me the fuck out, but that white out, shit that’s porn to me….because there’s nothing hotter than liquid paper breath telling you how desperate a bitch is…while your busting’ on her back…

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I am not into Anna Kendrick….in fact her face annoys me…there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it….and I’m usually into doing that to all women….I’ve seen her in movies, I’ve seen her at event at least in pictures of her at events…we don’t really run in the same circles… and I just avoid her instead of trying to understand her….or her appeal…because the older I get…the less mean I’ve become and if anything, I feel like her being a love interest in a movie, is like seeing a handicapped kid trying to play with the other kids….you know something that there is humor in, but you can’t laugh at cuz that’d be evil…and you don’t want to be evil…life is filled with too much negativity and is too short for all that…who cares if you wanted the plane to crash in Up in the Air…or if you hoped dude would die of cancer in 50/50….all so that you didn’t have to look at her wonky face….but then she put on a one piece and posted it to instagram….and all my discomfort about her and her weird look disappeared…..cuz bathing suits…even one pieces…even on questionable characters…mesmorize me….making this the first Anna Kendrick post ever on the site…which is weird considering she’s been around for years…but not weird considering how unattractive I find her.

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