WOAH – Get your KISS merch before the SUPPLY CHAIN issues make it impossible for you to get your KISS merch and everyone who knows KISS merch knows that Sophie Simmons is the best KISS merch around….from Gene Simmons’ balls to your computer screen…and she doesn’t even cost a motherfucking thing…you can even imagine yourself fucking it, as guys do when they look at pics of hot girls, or walk next to hot girls, or get served by hot girls…and really they don’t even have to be hot…they just have to be there….men are perverts…CANCEL THEM…

Anyway….Sophie Simmons, a reality star, an HEIRESS to a huge empire, getting topless for the social media like a low level….when she’s really not low level at all…is a little disappointing because she could do great things with those big boobs….but like everyone, no one bothers trying, because it doesn’t make a difference…you get as many likes for a shitty titty selfie as you would for something you put together and tried to do something inspiring with….

We can’t blame the tits for reducing themselves to tits, it’s society as a whole that’s doing it to them….because before social media, we’d never see topless selfies from ANYONE…even if we tried to convince girls or pay girls to send them….they’d say no…and the big tits we loved would have to come at us from other angles…maybe paparazzi pics, magazine photoshoots….but when you give people the chance to run their own destiny….everything slowly becomes amateur porn, even high end shit…

It is weird….but I’ll take it because the end result gets us some titty which is what it’s about, there’s a reason people are self producing this shit, it’s what the fans want to see….eliminate the middle man, get straight to the point, seems efficient to me.

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