If you or someone you know is some near homosexual. The kind of guy who potentially fucks women, but is far more interested in taking selfies of his “fit”. You know, the hipster bro iteration that has been created from the internet, where instead of chugging beer and date raping women, they’ve decided to become foodies, with some level of a 1960s sophisticated and educated artist traveling Europe for the first time because they introduced the 747.
You know the kind of motherfucker who dresses up, accessorizes, maybe even has a beard and long hair like a homeless pig, but instead it is groomed….and motherfucker, who goes to the gym and watches his carb intake loves the mirror selfie…so the internet gets in on how cool his HYPE BEAST shopping is….latest sneakers, latest “work wear” to look rugged….
Then you’ll know about the Aperol Spritz….
These non-gay faggots fucking LOVE a Spritz…..some Italian booze dilluted in soda water….so refreshing for a summer day on the yacht in the mediterranean. GAY..
Well, Aperol decided to hire Nina Dobrev to be their tits promoting the drink into the holiday.
Whether it was Aperol Canada or International, I don’t know, but they dressed her in orange with her hot Eastern European tits, that are weathered and old, but like most Eastern European things, have withstood the test of time, wars, communism, and are still worthy of visiting on a cruise, if you know what I mean…
No idea why they chose her, probably price vs audience size ratio, maybe it’s her European roots, where her people were making vodka in the basement out of rotten rationed potatoes….
But they chose her, so here we have it.
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