Jessica Alba is so boring….but she is someone that everyone jacked off to in the 90s or 2000s or whenever our girl was getting cast to be the hot chick…and she was and still is the hot chick..there is no taking that away from her…

I’ve heard about her open relationship, because the rumored pervert cheats on her husband, despite her dozen kids….who cares…she is rich….I’ve heard about her rumored herpes from Derek Jeter…you can’t take that away from her. LOL. Who cares she is rich..

She used her celebrity to start an Instagram brand early on -it was called Honest despite being proven it is not honest and no one cared – it took off…all because she endorsed it. Celebrities…and their retard fans who buy their wares….which is why I prefer perv fans who like the tits.

The star who gets to play a fake Ceo while actual business folk run the ship, that’s how these deals typically work, not to say she couldn’t Ceo, but why fucking bother when you were rich to begin with when the whole thing started…and doesn’t need to work…but like a Kardashian…she’s now worth a billion dollars…Jessica Alba…richer that most…crazy right…but not as crazy as her hard nips that scream “ya’ll still like my tits?”….

Confirm and reaffirm.

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