I know there is nothing hot about these pictures of Molly Sims, unless you’re into fat chicks, which I’m not, since I’m married to a fat chick and everything about her is horrible, from her smell to her breathing to trying to find her vagina when she forces me to go down on her….The only good thing about fat chicks is when they aren’t that fat, but fat enough to know they can’t really get a guy to commit, so they fill the void of male attention with both cake and giving amazing blowjobs to whoever comes a long and asks for one….especailly at last call…unfortunately, that level of fat isn’t my wife.
Enough about me, the reason I am posting this shit is because I find it funny to see how far this bitch has gone to look less fat than she is. She has a massive Vuiton purse, that is probably 5 times the size of a real Vuiton and it brings back memories of 1986, when I went to some county fair and they made us strip down and sit on this massive tables to look like we were little elves, you know some wierd pervert shit I knew was wrong years before they arrested our camp director who coordinated the shit…
Here’s what Molly Sims used to look like…
Here she is behind her purse trying to recreate that video shoot using strategic props….and movie magic special effects…
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