I am all for finding ways to FUND ALS. I’ve known people who have had ALS, they obviously didn’t survive ALS, so when the Ice Bucket challenge went viral and everyone and their mom did an Ice Bucket challenge, I was ok with it. I figure if we need to find something for everyone to get involved in, due to a Fear of Missing Out, or a Fear of noting being part of a movement, or a group, or a moment in our time, it might as well be for a good cause.

As it turns out, the Ice Bucket challenges were all pretty annoying for the week people cared, before they forgot ALS, as they had done their part and went onto other viral challenges or hustles to be like everyone else…

That urge for ice being dumped on women, never left our pervert minds, hearts and souls….

Then, during Quarantine I learned of girls putting ice in their cunts for TikTok, reminding me that young people are perverts, that the internet is for perverts and that we are all pervets….and I remembered a story of a man who used to fill condoms up with water, freeze them, to fuck random girls he brought home with before having sex with them. He told me the ice disinfected them, but I don’t really think he had the science behind that and that he was just a pervert into fucking girls with ice….

So today, we’ve got a new Ice Bucket challenge, where the bucket is a bikini bottom, and the challenge isn’t a challenge at all…but it is hot despite being nice and cold!

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