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2020

10

Jun

The Best way to Eat a Cucumber of the Day

I don’t know who this girl is, I came across her shit randomly, but I do know that she’s got a real understanding for good clickbait content production..

From Peeling a Cucumber attached to a fuck machine, something all women should own, think of it as an insurance policy for if you’re ever out of work and need to get on the internet selling nudes….

But this busty babe is no one trick pony, she also plays pool with her cameltoe, does a Joe Exotic parody you will like, shows some bush in her bathing suit because bush is hot…and despite the shitty tattoos…I’m a fan…

The good news is that people on the internet are still fucking weirdos, still producing gold, so the world is less about protest and more about sleazy titty good times and that’s nice, innit.


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