Liz Hurley is out here in a bikini doing a bikini titty jiggle, because I guess she still can.

The craziest thing about it is that she must be using some serious filters or CGI, or she’s just the best kind of freak of nature who focused on maintaining her hotness instead of doing anything else, you know smearing herself in coconut oil and hibernating in some Michael Jackson caliber isolation tank, because this doesn’t and will never make sense to me.

I guess she’s just doing what she knows, assuming this isn’t just a Liz Hurley AR filter from Instagram…but I have a feeling she may actually still look this good and that she’s just doing all she’s ever known well into her retirement….even though she’s not actually retired…since she’s barely ever worked a day in her life, but thanks to looking like Liz Hurley, was very prosperous just existing.

Anyway, she’s like the 90 year old down the street who told me the key to a long life is to keep going, to not give up, to keep working on projects, to keep fiddling around with various thing, whether it’s a garden or another hobby, so that you always have something to do….and your body doesn’t give out on you….where selling the house, moving to an assisted living facility is just pre-death, that will give you a premature death, only when Liz Hurly does it, you want to fuck it, when my 90 year old neighbor brings over a pie she baked, you’d rather fuck the pie….not that she brings me over pie….not that there’s a 90 year old neighbor….but there is bikini jiggles like a 20 year old in her 60s to keep on track, rather than moving into that assisted living facility….if you know what I mean…and I hope you do…because I have no idea what I mean.

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