I don’t know if Frog Butts are the pose of the future, but I have a feeling they might be, since all humans are lazy fucks who sit in front of a computer all fucking day, so when taking slutty selfies of themselves they’re limited to only so many positions without having to actually use effort and stand up, you know they LAY ON YOUR BACK AND STAR FISH while you fuck cuz you think you are too hot for the guy you are fucking or because you don’t want to get off your damn phone while he fucks you…you know what I mean…

The Frog Butt allows fat girls to seem less fat if they arch their back enough, and it’s all done on their knees, no standin up required…and that’s a wonderful thing for you lazy fucks out there trying to make money in lazy ways like selling nudes…and good for us perverted who like ass looking it’s biggest and roundest….optical illusions or not..it’s the internet and we know it’s all fake…but we still believe…

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