I don’t think Heidi Klum is 50 years old yet, but she’s probably close…not to mention she was fucking Seal for a long time, and based on my assumptions about his giant penis, that’s the kind of thing that can age a vagina, especially since she’s pumped out a bunch of kids….but girl still looks fucking amazing…despite no longer being a girl….I like to blame Nazi germany and their Eugenics program for allowing her to exist, but I guess it could be unrelated to that, I just doubt it…..because she really doesn’t make sense….but maybe it’s because she lives the stress free life with all her money, fame, success….and sex addiction that is now filled with some younger dude’s dick…

As far as 100 year olds with expired and beat up pussies go, Klum who has been fucking with her old lady face a little , still looks better than most her age…so maybe eugenics work…you know strategic breeding…I am sure horse breeders and dog breeders would agree….while Human Breeders are busy being canclled…

Either way, I don’t mind her bikini smut…it’s familiar.

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Heidi Klum brought her tits out to promote her husband’s book, because nothing sells books you don’t give a fuck about and will never read like 50 year old model wife’s hot German tits….that must be made in a lab, or a product of German genetic testing two or three generations ago…they call it strategic breeding…which I guess the woke would look down upon, you know the whole Nazi thing, but it’s also called Lebensborn….or EUGENICS….

The book’s description:

Nice to have a wife old enough to be your mom who still looks hot despite being 50 or near 50 who shows her support for your bullshit vanity project because being in a hit band and marrying a hot model isn’t enough for the ego, you need to make a book about it…..and she’s doing the free promo the best way she possibly could, assuming she’s not ready to post videos of her fucking the book, or trying to fit the book into her asshole….the way German BDSM porn would have probably written and directed this campaign…assuming there was ample feces….but instead it’s just tits that look good….

I don’t know about you, but Heidi Klum has been consistently fucking hot and is still consistently hot…even if you know she’s had 300 kids with Seal’s arm sized penis….and we’ve got a lot to look forward to when her near 17 year old daughter turns 18 and keeps them Klum genetics modelling…you’ll have to google her….

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I know people get mad at the whole holocaust thing….they also get mad at the whole holocaust denier thing….they love to relate the current USA to WWII, maybe less now that you have a new president….which is pretty offensive to the 6,000,000 people killed in WWII…..

However….as someone who likes to look at the positive of things that happened over 70 years ago…because if you can’t learn from human historical insanity…what can you do…so if you are like me and can look at the positive of something as horrible as the holocaust…something that happened because people were complicit with the governement and allowed it by following all the rules…just like they are with these COVID lockdowns…Eugenics isn’t all that bad a thing that came out of it..

I mean we do it with RACE HORSES and SHOW DOGS…why not do it with hot women…

Since HEIDI KLUM is from Germany and since she looks as good as she does, being that Aryan queen, it’s pretty obvious that her grand parents, or even her parents were part of the Eugenics breeding program…because otherwise she just doesn’t make sense…

Remember this was a time before you could make designer babies in a test tube….you had to find good looking people and make them fuck….I guess the plantation owners did that in the slave trade too…but ALL that negative press aside, people who typically get knocked up is because they are irresponsible perverts who like to get cummed in, but also because they see the potential upside of the parter that came in them…which is why I’ve never had children…there is NO upside to this guy…

But this isn’t about it, it’s about all you EUGENICS haters being EUGENICS advocates of your own, cuz most people are having kids with people they think will make a good baby…so you haters all hating on your institutionalized Eugenics…should look at Heidi Klum and revisit the upsides…I mean she’s 50 years old…and still good..

So Holocaust BAD, EUGENICS to make Hot Chicks GOOD.

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I wonder if Germans have a German Lives Matter group because of all the hate they get, not for being Nazis and bringing fascism to the forefront 90 years ago, but because of all the German scat jokes made about Germans and their pragmatic approach to life, work, engineering and sex clubs…..I mean BDSM has a stronghold or did have a stronghold in Germany, there’s obviously a reason we all just accept and assume German’s like to shit on, or be shit on in the context of sex…like we couldn’t have just made that up.

I guess that has nothing to do with Heidi Klum’s Halloween obsession…she is known for going all out with her yearly costumes for her yearly Halloween bash…that I guess will end up being on ZOOM like everything else is this year…because COVID IS NOT LIKE THE FLU and society must FULL stop to beat this virus in these unprescented times….of the new normal..

In htese videos, she’s playing around with some SPOOKY filters to be all spooky with her hot old lady, model tits….because she is an old lady, but also a mom of something like 6-12 kids, half of which were with SEAL, who clearly has a forearm sized cock, and clearly fucked this one A LOT…so it’s surprising she’s still standing and still looks this good…maybe it’s from being rich, maybe it’s from being bred in an lab while the Nazis were dabbling with Eugenics, to make the people of German the strongest on a genetic level…who fucking knows, she’s still hot and is still being hot…whether her pussy looks like road kill or not….we can focus on the tits.

Here she is demonstrating some Modelling because she’s a seasoned veteran with 40 years of posing under her modelling belt…putting the other sluts of instagram to shame when this one’s not even trying, if anything she’s just making fun of the selfie, by making a series of 10 selfies, because the way to do something you find cringeworthy and shamefull….is to do it in “jest” so that people don’t think you’re actually serious….which backfired when I did that same approach with this site, I am making fun of blogs, yet now I am a blog…and have been for 15 years…so people I meet think I am into this kind of existence and that it’s not some horrible evil punishment….only Heidi Klum is hotter about it…

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As irritating as the media is when it comes to old ladies looking hot, you know they really overhype old ladies because they know that old ladies read their publications and need that hope to carry on, otherwise all women would kill themselves at 40, allowing men to trade in their current version for a younger edition…I mean clearly women would understand that…we’ve been conditioned to think about cars in the same way…4 year leases motherfucker…and when you see someone with a car that’s 15 year old…you instantly think “Ghetto fuck”….because as a society we like new things..

So J.Lo, Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston campaigns to trick people into overhyping them, despite being celebrities, with huge budgets, great doctors, nutritionists and chefs, hair and make-up people, etc….you know….not all that impressive to look better than other 50 year olds who have to slave at 2 jobs to barely make rent…and feed their kids…while rotting on the inside from eating fast food…is not the heroes we need….fuck those old vain vapid piles of shit..

But Heidi Klum, she’s different, posting this nude with her hot titty…she’s good.

Is it eugenics, was she bred this way….and she’s fun about it, not scared to lose her hosting jobs for showing tit, because that”s not a fear for any woman these days, which is great for us….because now they all get to pull out their titties!

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Heidi Klum is looking pretty good for someone who has had her insides fucking destroyed by Seal’s baby arm sized cock at least enough times to produce their army of babies…I mean you’d think her uterus would be dragging behind her as she walked, like some kind of puppy mill dog that was overbred because humans are assholes, only to be rescued and given the surgeries needed to go on with a life that doesn’t involve having your cunt drag on the ground.

She’s pretty fit at near 50….but if anything it’s just an endorsement for the Eugenics that made her, or her parents, thanks to that whole Nazi thing people pretend didn’t happen….which is probably more relevant now than ever…because of how crazy the fucking world is…something that a toned stomach on an old as shit mom can at least distract us from.

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