HEIDI KLUM is too much…it’s nonstop attention seeking being some silly TYPE A personality who knows she is still hot for her age and who was always hot her entire existence…but it’s annoying.
I don’t know why I hate her content, I don’t think it’s a homosexual thing, since I don’t want to suck dick and if I wanted to suck dick, I’d suck dick…I live one of those lives where I do what I want and I don’t seem to want to be a fag….so anyone out there thinking “this dude who judges hot women and calls them fat or old or ugly must be a queer”…I’m not..
I just feel like subtle is the best approach to life. Save your silly wedgie shit for the privacy of your own home…or for some dinner party with your friends that you drink too much wine at….because middle aged women aren’t ever hot especially when they act quirky and sexual like this. It’s awkward, embarrassing and should be for people who like her as a person and appreciate the loudest voice in the room who wants all eyes on her….
The second it becomes an attempt at comedy for social media, it loses all credibility, in the moment spontaneity, and just sucks…
Keep in mind, I am all for a whore being a whore and showing the world her asshole, but Heidi Klum comes from a different era when publicists prevented this kind of shit, so she got to take the high road, only naked for million dollar campaigns, it’s made her nudity more valuable…
Now it’s just cheap and desperate and comedic without making me want to laugh at her, or with her or anything cuz it’s just fucking awkward..
As a hot old German Eugenics girl, it’d be better if her nudes came in the form of produced content for other people, even if she’s the master mind behind it, cuz this self produced shit SUCKS…
Trust me, I am a voyeur, I like watchign girls being sluts….from afar….a glimpse into their slut lives or whatever..but this shit is at the point of tedious. She’s made her money, her babies, she’s got consistent work and revenue….this is unneccessary. Especially in menopause….
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