Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

2019

Aug

Why not post it up again….

She’s got some straight up natural, maybe too natural, breast feeding almost 40 mom tits in a bikini…on her fit body…just a cocktease to those of us who liked her back in the OC days of 2004…..literally 15 years ago..a lifetime in “VAGINA” years…and not a cocktease in a need to jerk off cuz it’s so hot I got blue balls looking at it….like I was still in High School and the girl I was slow dancing with at the High School dance pushed her tits up into me only to give me the gnarliest boner ever….a boner she won’t service cuz we’re in fucking high school and it was the 80s and not high school of today where kids are getting arrested for kiddie porn due to how perverted they are..but a cocktease in the nostalgic way, in the “what could have been” way…cuz back in those OC days of 2004, she was in some longterm relationship, prepping to make babies and settle with her now EX husband, cuz that’s how it all works out….instead of being a slut like Micha Barton and all the girls of the era who were being sluts.

It was a great time, it’s when I started this BLOG despite being a grown man who had no business having a blog, and it was when shamelessness require strategy and not selfie cams and a social media page…good times..

She looks good, but too little too late by my standards……38 isn’t 23…and never will be.