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2019

13

Aug

Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

Heidi Klum Erotica

Heidi Klum Eugenics Update..

Heidi Klum Erotica


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2019

29

Jul

Heidi Klum Easy Access of the Day

Heidi Klum is out here starting a new Fashion trend because she is a fashion icon who has worked in fashion since leaving that shitty promo underwear brand that made her…

The outfit is something that has been huge in the gay community forever…especially the gay community in Berlin where she is from…and where the gays meet up at sex clubs listening to Techno to have aggressive anal sex now that PREP makes AIDS from ANAL no longer a death sentence…

I guess she’s bringing it to the mainstream…for you all to see…and as it turns out these assless pants are the best pants when on some 75 year old ex model who doesn’t look 75….it’s a window into a mysterious world that has seen so much cock….her legacy….not so good when on a dude.

Anyway, fantasize about her easy access, direct line to the anus hole, doing the work you’d have to do if ever you got close enough to Heidi Klum to have your way with her cuz you know she wouldn’t be doing that voluntarily…

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2019

02

Jul

Heidi Klum Scary Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits Mask

OH – so that’s why Heidi Klum is still hot at 50, after shitting out dozens of kids after Seal made it hard for her to shit thanks to destroying her womb with is mammoth cock….or maybe that made it easy for her to shit…you know stretching it out…which I guess for a German, the same people who invented scat porn…is a skillset that is much needed to make their sex lives worth having..and not the kind of sex life you want to build a concentration camp for and gas out…

So the key to her face isn’t injections, it isn’t anything like that, it’s putting a wet piece of toilet paper on it and poking some eyes out of it…like it was some KKK hood…that you’d expect from a German…just not one who tried to prove how not “german” she was by making her army of black babies Hitler would frown upon…

You know Heidi, a prize Aryan.

AND – Here are her Eugenics tits leaving an event

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2019

17

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Dental Fetish of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless Dental Fetish 3

Eugenics Heidi Klum with the dental fetish for those of you who like to see hot 50 year old tits that make no sense based on how old they are – doing some dental hygiene before bed in what could be a post blowjob get the cum out of my teeth or a pre blowjob I dont want to stink cuz I am old and my teeth are all rotting as they do when you get old….

The highlight of this self produced fetish porn is her underwear that she has on because it’s holding in her womb that has been destroyed by so many kids, and so many fistings thanks to SEALS dick being the size of a fist….forcing her to turn to anal for the normal sized dicks she gets…like so many women out there…

We live in a wild era of whores being allowed to be the whores they want to be on their own social media accounts they control…back in the day, seeing this would only happen if you were fucking Heidi Klum like so many people did…or if you were working at Victoria’s Secret and decided this was the creative direction of the shoot…

Hot times..


Here’s a throwback of her naked
Heidi Klum Nude

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2019

11

Mar

Heidi Klum Gets DiddledLike an Alter Boy on Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this very inappropriate picture of her fiance and her watching TV….with her legs wrapped around his leg and his hand up on her cunt…

I was thinking this Heidi Klum character is a weirdo German fetishist…and people know how German fetish porn works out…from fucking weirdo Nazi inspired leather sex dungeons, to shitting on each other, to getting Seal to impregnate you a dozen times with his penis that is the size of an average person’s leg….she just can’t get enough and now her fetish is exhibitionism, wanting to still be hot at 50…getting her cunt rubbed out for the people who follow her….

Unless her vagina is fully destroyed by Seal and the babies and he’s just patting her BARBIE like no genital mound…which could make sense but that I doubt is the fucking case..

PERVERTS all around us is what this is about.

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2019

08

Feb

Heidi Klum Got Them Titties on of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out

Recently engaged for the 12th time – Heidi Klum – brought out her tits to some AIDS event, because AIDS is no longer a death sentence. It is no longer illegal to give AIDS to someone knowingly….it’s like my body my right to disclose what I want to disclose to people…which is great in an era of everyone fucking no condom…and everyone being self involved cunts….

Well…that doesn’t mean that celebs don’t need to do AIDS events to raise money for AIDS to help the AIDS babies around the world…death sentence or not…

It doesn’t mean HEIDI can’t bring out huge cleavage tits to celebrate that she didn’t get AIDS from her AFRICAN…or maybe she did…we wouldn’t know..it’s not a death sentenc anymore…but I assume it is tits to get the perverts riled up and ready to fuck low grade cheap hooker pussy cuz it is all we can get and afford – so take these tits into your weekend and let them inspire you to make bad decisions with questionable women…getting AIDS like Heidi wants you to….and maybe if you do get the AIDS you can make a wish foundation that shit and end up as one of her special guests next year…seeing these tits in person….so you better start cutting up your dick, sharing needles, finding real gutter addict trash to get up inside otherwise this plan won’t work.

Heidi Klum Tits Out


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2018

26

Nov

Heidi Klum Slutty on Instagram of the Day

I like to call Heidi Klum’s pussy “Grey Matter”…or Grey Anatomy…or Grey Zone….you know because when it’s not shaved bald…it’s natural whiteness grows out…sure she can pass it off as a natural blond..but we know bitch is 300 years old…

But she’s out there in a bikini, still looking good, giving old ladies hope that they can still be considered sex objects into their 50s after being banged out by the kids, thanks to Eugenics from Nazi Germany, or maybe her vanity and pile of money to do whatever she can to stay hot. This is the world of MedicalSpas and Injections. Who fucking knows what she’s doing but I know the 50 year olds around me don’t look like this and that’s too bad..but luckily there are Heidi Klums out there to make them feel shitty about themselves, giving me more opportunity to convince them to fuck. Not that I want to fuck 50 year olds ever, but you take what you can get…or what requires the least effort.

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2018

12

Nov

Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day

Heidi Klum Squirt Erotica of the Day

How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone…

It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing….

You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”…

Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….”

Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”…..

I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits.

I don’t do captions.

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2018

02

Oct

Heidi Klum Eugenics Lingerie Model of the Day

Heidi Klum Tits Ass Tight Lingerie

Try to explain Heidi Klum to me in a way that doesn’t go back to Nazi Germany doing research using humans experimentation with various medications….and systems…from the creation of Asprin…to studies in sterilization and Eugenics…

Because other than fitness, diet and botox, Heidi Klum looking this good has got to be on a genetics level…

One that was crafted back in 1940, using her grandparents as the breeders….

Hitler called it Racial Hygiene, because unlike me, he didn’t believe that there is no color, gender, race, or differences amongst us, as we are all one race..the human race…

He believed in getting rid of what he considered disgusting shit, and focusing on breeding the good…

It’s something horse and dog breeders have been doing forever, which is why you have all those cute dogs running around….why not apply it to humans…

Based on my experience, some of the hottest girls have troll looking parents, so maybe it’s not scientifically accurate…but if you look at slavery trade of AMERICA…where that logically only the strong slaves would survive the abuse they endured…their children would be stronger then them, and eventually capable of overthrowing slavery….

I guess Heidi Klum is the human version of that, but then again she’s rich, botox exists, it could be anything….

It is amazing that at such an old age, we all still want to fuck her. That defies everything I’ve ever known about female sex appeal dying off on their 30th birthday…

Heidi Klum Tits Ass Tight Lingerie

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2018

17

Sep

Heidi Klum Topless Ice Cream Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless Dripping Ice Cream on her Tits

Heidi Klum is a smut producer. This is her smut.

She has been involved in the smut industry, sure the higher end, mainstream smut industry, but the smut industry nonetheless. People jerk off to her and have forever.

She has taken her German pragmatic approach to smut, to life, and has a pretty lucrative career from being that SMUT.

She has been doing this for decades at this point, and now her toplessness includes food, ice cream for the fat Americans who love tits and Ice Cream on old ladies….

I am more interested in thinking about her sex with Seal, back when she was breeding with Seal, as he would fucking destroy her with his arm lengthed penis, in what I can imagine looks like a german sex club, leather and scat dripping off the fucking walls set to weird electro music…

Here she is at an event….

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