Heidi Klum brought her skinny mom of 4 or 5 or even 6 ass out in a one piece and the truth is, despite being 100 fucking years old, blown out by babies that I will assume at the average 7 pounds were half the size of Seal’s dick…you know they call him Seal because he’s got a seal in his panties…it’s a fact…or urban legend…to all you kissed by a rose romantic….

the point is, at 100 years old, blown out by a life of good living, she’s still put together rather nicely…and sure, there seems to be a bit of a mom at the public pool sag, what my friend calls “women who were once hot”…not that I have friends…but I know a guy who makes fun of the other guys who pick up the table scraps of the hot girl from high school who is now 250 pounds and 60…someones gotta fuck em, living out that High School dream, too little too fucking late…

I guess Klum is vain, knows her money is based on her look, so she works at or..or she’s a genetic freak that stems from Nazi germany Eugenics programs that you don’t want to compare to this vaccine rollout, you know experimenting on people….but that you’d probably think has something to do with this German Icon still holding up…but rich lades eat well, workout, and she was also hot, so maybe nature is just nicer to the rich..

Alls I know is not 45+ women I know look like this, so it’s weird….we’ll just reduce it to it’s simplest form….being a participant in German Scat fetishes….the FECES all full of age defying nutrients..OIL OF OLAY and by Olay I mean Rectum….who knows…I’m a little too into staring at a skinny ass on a top model 28 years later….

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