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2025

09

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Filtered Face of the Day

There was a time you’d cum on a bitches old weathered face to fill up the wrinkles like the products they sell old people in the mall…

It was a tactic to get old ladies to let you jerk off on their faces when you worked at the old folks home….

Now, the boomers who were born after the war thanks to a eugenics program, have been given access to computers and technology.

So along with trying to post up emojis inappropriately on people’s facebook statuses, or giving Indian scammers their life savings on dating sites, because they think it’s Britney Spears on the other end, or letting people into your online banking……

We’ve got old ladies using AI filters that erase the life in their faces and turn themselves into animations…

This is like ELF YOURSELF, but updated to be weirder, but at least the tits are out…since KLUM has the titties…and is better than what it actually looks like…

Sometimes, real life needs to stay off the internet…

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2023

18

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Tanning of the Day

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In barely important news, the sex worker who doesn’t know she is a sex worker, because she was endorsed by a high volume mall underwear company, making her think she was special, legitimate, and a natural talent with all the sex she had with important people who advanced her career…Heidi Klum, a German favorite, despite the whole history of Nazism, which is potentially the reason her tits still look this good at her old as fuck mom of many run through by all kinds of dick, assuming they are real..EUGENICS….

So while thinking she’s so clever, funny, compelling, talented, as a set of tits and as a TV HOST or TV producer, since she even has some shows under her thong strap….she’s also realized that as an old, menopausal, titty model, it’d make sense to bust out the tits the European way for the paparazzi, because it will generate some attention, turn her on and show off that her tits are defying the laws of aging….which is weird but not werid enough to not stare at them….like the blessing they are…

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2023

04

Jul

Heidi Klum’s Titty in Paris of the Day

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I don’t follow the news, since it’s a lot of bullshit propaganda designed by big media, big business, with evil and dark agendas, trying to rain on your daily life, because they don’t give a fuck about you, your future, or your prosperity. They just want you in your SERF CLASS, never rising to their ELITE CLASS, because you’re a threat to them but more importantly, better suited as a body consuming what they are selling…

HOWEVER, I have been seeing pics on TELEGRAM of all this uprising in France, that they are saying is caused by immigration, and whether that’s the real story, whether those riots are real, whether it’s a race war attacking the culture and people of France, or if that’s what they just want us to believe is real, or what they are trying to cover up by sending celebs to Paris to act like it’s all good…whether it’s JOEY KING AND SABRINA CARPENTER dyking out, or Horny Heidi Klum with her tits out being a perv….it’s either a cover-up, or maybe they are just organically there, since they are compromised tits used by the BIG MEDIA that is trying to ruin your life…

Anyway, whatever it is, who cares, it’s AMERICA DAY not FRANCE COLLAPSE DAY, and on AMERICA DAY, we look at tits.

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2023

26

May

Heidi Klum Nip Slip of the Day

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FLASHABACK FRIDAY

Do you remember when HEIDI KLUM’s big EUGENICS granny tits were falling out of her slutty dress in CANNES from yesterday….

THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS weren’t there…

So why not do a FLASHBACK FRIDAY inspired by the GOOD OLD DAYS of Heidi Klum’s nipple slip in Cannes yesterday….

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2023

02

May

Leni and Heidi Klum Lingerie of the Day

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I assume these are some new or re-released pics from Leni Klum’s big debut as a big breasted young model with a famous mom for a model, which taps into a lot of perverted fantasies that I wouldn’t be surprised Heidi Klum is well aware of since she comes from an era of girls having to suck dick to get ahead, unless they were planted there to push agendas, which probably meant they had to suck dick to get ahead also, because ultimately, success comes with making dudes come…it’s basic science…even if you were created in a Nazi Germany Eugenics lab for this purpose….

The point is, people are pretty excited by the little Leni with the big tits who I guess is like 18 or 19 now, which is why she’s been stripped down with her mother’s approval, hell the mom’s in the pics with her, knowing being masturbation fodder for the masses is a lucrative career path…I mean look where it brought Heidi, why wouldn’t she want the same opportunities to her trust fund baby who doesn’t need the money to do life better or with more purpose, rather than just collecting an allowance!

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2021

30

Dec

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

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Horny pervert Heidi Klum doesn’t fuck around…she’s old, a mom of many, but still got her massive tits out in a bikini and they look fuking good.

I’ve called her a product of Eugenics forever and I believe that she was created through selective breeding practices developed in Nazi Germany with her grand parents, and even if this is just a fluke and not industrialized eugenics from her Nazi history, it’s good.

What I am saying is that she’s aging well, clearly on the child blood transfusions, HGH like they’re saying Bezos is on, or maybe it’s just abortion stem cell treatment, just not her abortions, since she seems to bring all her kids to fruition…

The point is…LOOK AT THOSE TItties in your face as her husband looks the other direction, probably bored of them and all her incessant sex demands…to remind you how bad you are at life…

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2021

27

Oct

Heidi Klum Lingerie of the Day

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Other than the screenshot at the top where it looks like Heidi Klum’s ass has lost it’s elasticity because she’s old as shit, you like like it’s being whipped around like a tire that lost its treads on a truck that is no rushing to get your Amazon orders because there is a supply chain issue….

So other than the fact that her skinny, skin hanging off her where her ass once was….like her ass is like a fleshy garbage bag 1/10 filled with water….

She’s looking pretty good..

Just yesterday, I saw some 2001 Heidi Klum photoshoot, probably on the forum, and thought “she looks better now”…which makes no sense since she’s had a dozen kids, has had some weird sex with really big penis, so that you’d expect her vagina to be dangling in the wind like it was her ass cheek….

I don’t know how that makes any sense, I mean it doesn’t make any traditional biological sense…but she could be a robot, or she could be a product of Eugenics, I mean she is German and they were and still are really into eugenics…so that they can make their bitches as hot as possible…not a bad campaign, despite it being a little “playing god”…which by definition is evil…BUT AT LEAST THE BITCHES ARE HOT…well into their 50s…even after shitting out a dozen kids…so stop HATING…not that anyone is hating…everyone is fetishizing these evil fucks pushing Eugenics on YOU.

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2019

01

Nov

Heidi Klum Kills Halloween of the Day

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Heidi Klum is so into Halloween that Amazon gave her a live broadcast, where they rented out a store front in NYC, for people to window shop, or watch her like the zoo exhibit she is, as she got into her weird fucking costume…because people don’t have better things to do than watch Heidi Klum get into her Halloween costume…get a fucking life…

The best joke on her brand deal Halloween collab was from Howie Mandell saying “so no costume this year”…what a dad joker with too much fucking money motherfucker…a reminder that you didn’t need to be a good comic 25 years ago to make it as a comic. If you don’t believe me watch Old Sandler on stage it is bad..but I guess so is new Sandler..

I would have been happier if he said “you should see her pussy”…cuz it doesn’t need a costume or the prosthetics to fit the costume. She’s old, has fucked a lot, has a lot of kids and Seal put it through the fucking wringer with his girth/size…

I guess Heidi is pretending this is for Halloween, but it is really just an extension of the Nazi Germany eugenics program that made her the superior human she is…and this is just research into various technologies for her future host body when they figure out how to download brains…as bodies wear out…and you probably find this hot.

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2019

05

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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These Heidi Klum topless may be old, I feel like I’ve seen them or posted them before….

Whether they are old or not is irrelevant because they are of Heidi Klum and she is old…so even if they are new, they are old, old fucking tits…that may or may not smell of moth balls, baked goods and other old lady shitty….namely MENOPAUSE….which in this breeders case is probably a blessing cuz she just kept getting pregnant due to her taking loads up inside her fetish…

She’s recently go married, it’s big news, but I think her tits are better news, even if they are likely not even her natural tits, or even EUGENICS with proper human breeding tits, but rather typical rich girl tit…we still get to look at tit and that is ok and ok is good enough…ok!

It’s a top model, sure she’s expired but she’s pulling her tits out and that alone is better than her not pulling her tits out.

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2017

08

Aug

Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day

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I know Heidi Klum tries to over compensate for her Nazi Ancestors and their killing of the JEWS and other ETHNICITIES while trying to make a master aryan race by having all kinds of different shades of brown babies….

I know that she wasn’t alive when Nazi Germany happened, but her family was…or she could have been because she’s like 60….she could have been a Hitler Youth…YOU DON’T KNOW…but I would assume her grandmother was…and that she was a product of Hitler’s Lebensborn project cuz she’s still hot at 60…and that’s weird…That’s it.

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