Heidi Klum’s got big tits they need a make-up artist to cover all the aging sag and stretch marks, German BDSM and second hand Lupus from Seal scarring…
Her tits, at least at her age is pretty much all she’s got going for her, along with piles of money and a celebrity from being a bikini model you wanted to fuck for 3-4 decades.
She may have strategically tried to stop the rot pretty well, managing to not look as 60 years old as she is. Probably with the right face injections, but we’ll pretend it’s Nazi technology that carried on into her generation from the Eugenics program.
However, someone sent me pics of her daughter from before she got work done to look more like Heidi and it seems there may be a surgeon close to the family, maybe living in the basement like the Kardashaians have, to give them that marketable hotness they need to succeed.
Not that Heidi needs to have that compelling model face to suck us all in, she knows as much as we know that her big tits are enough.
They are big tits that sucked up in back in the 90s when she started this run at being jerked off to by the masses so hard they give her TV shows to host.
They are big tits that have re-invented the German mother with big tits who instead of making Schnitzel and Struddels with her big tits hanging over the kitchen counter, are big tits in a bikini.
I guess is great marketing for the Germany of tomorrow….one that makes you wonder if her big tits have ever been shit on, because there was a time when Germans were known for their SCAT like they were Japanese.
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