Heidi Klum is an old lady, mother to a dozen kids, one of those kids is some tight bodied miniature human with big tits of her own, and the whole thing is entertaining enough to pay attention to because of the tits.

One side of the coin, you’d think it was a little shameless and perverted for the old lady to be this public of an exhibitionist, that it would damage her career by crossing that morality clause by producing self produced pornography….that there’s no need for her to try to get the last of the jerk offs available to her from the committed fans, we’ve got an archive of content for that and don’t really need the new new geriatric version…

On the other side, she’s Heidi Klum, rich and famous from a career of stripping down and showing her tits and it’s kind of what she does, or what she owe her other layers of her career to, so to stop walking around with her tits out would be disrespectful to all the people she’s whored herself to, and the public at large, because it would mean she wasn’t authentic in her cash for tits hustle, that it was just cash for tits hustle and now that she’s got cash the tits can be put away and treated like classy ladies….

Instead, she’s like “nope, showing off my tits is my hustle and I’m committed to it”….

Which means, old or not, her using of her tits for attention is pure…so we’ll endorse it since we like tits, and don’t like girls who use tits to get ahead only to pretend they never did once they get there….

OWN THE WHORIN’…since we can’t afford to own the whore and rely on the whorin’ to get a taste of those tits….

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