Tiesto is one of those old timer DJs who has been around since they invented DJs, likely in his mid 60s and someone I always thought was a weird draw at a club, because he was so fucking old. The groupies didn’t care, obviously, dude makes 1,000,000 dollars per show and doesn’t look like he’s 60, but seeing those old guys at the club was definitely weird….

Things are getting weirder now as a generation of sluts start to age out and don’t really know how to handle themselves, like Heidi Klum, who you know got some dick along the way as a model turned Victoria’s Secret model in an era when taking dick was how you got the job. She’s even got a bunch of kids to prove her pussy eats sperm even back when it wasn’t menopausal.

So now you’ve got the old guy DJ and the Old DJ Whore model who parades around with her tits exposed, despite being a professional TV host now, and it all feels like a 55+ community gone wrong, or gone right, depending on how you want to look at it….

I mean I’m all for looking at old whores levelling up the whoring because they can, despite being old and rich, that’s just motivation to keep it up.

It just makes for a weird party.

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