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2023

10

Nov

Heidi Klum Brings Out her German Tits in a Bra of the Day

German born Heidi Klum, who you can assume comes from a family of Nazis, since anyone in Germany in the 30s and 40s were Nazis, and the fact that she’s clearly a Eugenics project that was initiated by the ROCKET SCIENTISTS employed by the NAZI party in efforts to create the perfect human, unless this is just AI filters, BOTOX injections and all the other fake shit old weathered bitches do to themselves to look like strippers and porn chicks, but classier.

Clearly, she’s doing everything she can to distract people from being of NAZI roots, in these wild and crazy times, and the best way to do that is something we can assume she learned early in the career, is showing tit.

Unfortunately not her hot daughter’s tit, but rather her tits, and I’m just surprised her co-host Howie Mandell isn’t in the frame just to further prove she’s not anti-semetic like her heritage would suggest.

TITTIES.

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