Heidi Klum is in St Bart’s with a bootleg German Aquaman looking motherfucker. I realize he is actually a rich and successful rockstar who is married to a German top model in her golden years, but reducing him to the Aquaman actor at the small German Christmas village for the kids is far more fun.

The happy couple seem to be a couple of perverts who fuck all the time, at least based on their self-produced content and the fact they are all over each other.

Klum has always seemed to be a pervert, from hot fatherless now big titty model daughters, to pumping out dozens of kids from Seal who is rumored to have a giant lupus scarred dick, so the whole thing isn’t that shocking.

The old lady knows what’s important, which is why she’s managed to be fit enough to rock a thong, at least from the right angles, she’s a professional…with years and years…decades and decades of experience is strategic ass shows…

If all mom’s had ass in thongs like this….the grocery store would be far easier place to jerk off to…

If all mom’s had asses like this, it’d be a nice distraction from the old sad tired faces….

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