Kate Beckinsale brings in the Satanic Christmas Spirit in being one of those Hollywood types who has sold her soul to the devil to have a career and to not rot out the same way common-folk do, arguably a decent trade off since she’s likely a vampire and her whole eternity in hell, will actually be an eternity on earth before someone stakes her in the heart.

She’s got her tits in a bush up bra and her face done up in a clown-like way that you can assume is filters, or fillers of instagram, giving her the look and the venue to produce her slutty old lady acting like a 20 year old raver in the 90s….you know back when she was in her 40s.

She’s not fat, she’s in goth fetish boots, her tits are out and her old face has been re-jigged thanks to the modern advancements of man and technology, some cyborg AI shit…and it’s weirdly hotter than your family Christmas, especially now that mom is old and seems to like shitting herself at the dinner table in a way you know she’s just trolling you and not actually having accidents….

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