Heidi Klum Nipple of the Day

2022

Jul

Part of me appreciates that Heidi Klum, despite being a fucking dinosaur, still feels compelled to post bottom feeding slutty content, like the underwear modeling career she built her TV hosting career was actually her calling, and the hosting is just bonus thanks to her being in the scene for being a hot chick, and having a wild and weird personality that the producers were drawn to because she was a famous hot chick.

She’s about 80 years old, so this is almost shocking content, but it goes to show you that you don’t have to rot as fast as the others when you’ve got the superior genetics thanks to eugenics programs during Nazi Germany that led to her creation in a lab somewhere…..

Her body is looking pretty banging and along with being old as shit she’s got about 35 kids, has been railed by Seal who is named seal because his penis is the size of a sea, which for those who don’t know can weigh upwards of 280 pounds, and this bitch had it UP INSIDE her often…..GERMANS….and their BDSM fillings…

ANYWAY….the slutty content for a dinosaur is weird, but tells you a little about Heidi and her willingness or eagerness to be jerked off to after all these years of being jerked off to…and I think it’s pretty fucking great……because she looks good and I an pretend she’s not in her 70s….by staring at the tits.