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2023

15

Mar

Leni Klum Brings the Cocktease of the Day


Leni Klum, who is apparently Heidi Klum’s daughter, because they have the same last name, which is either to help market herself off the back of the vagina she crawled out of, you know leverage the family name…or she doesn’t know who her father is because Heidi was a wild young model doing the rounds around the time of her birth and cum was dropped in her, too hard to pinpoint the official source…

I like to think it’s because she’s more of a science project that Heidi undertook with the German Eugenics program that works under the radar since they pretended to shut it down back in the 1940s, where she decided to craft a little pocket sized model with giant anime size tits, anticipating the kind of thing dudes would be into when she turned 18…..a futuristic body….made in a lab…it’s really the only thing that make sense because she’s so small, yet so busty…

She’s far more interesting than her mom, but I guess at 50, her mom’s done all she needed to do, and this is her legacy she’s passed the torch to….and I like it.

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2023

01

Mar

Leni Klum Fishnets of the Day

Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s ridiculous looking eugenics baby, who doesn’t make any sense to me in terms of body, but some kind of science was clearly involved in the making of this creature.

Her boobs are huge, her frame is tiny, it is the kind of girl girl body you’d imagine all girls should have, only to realize next to none of them have.

I am not trying to overhype some celebrity rich kid who already had an ego, is coddled, has won at life and it’s not in my character to worship anything that comes my way, unless it’s some gutter prostitute that is down on her luck, since I support the underdog and her quest to take loads on her face to survive….but HAVE YA SEEN THEN TITS on this one….

Couple the tits with the rich kid, in a creepy industry of perverts that her mom thinks are normal becasue she’s one of them, and you’ve got yourself a weird situatuion….BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE TITS on this one….

Outrageous. Definitely worth being passed around the industry like we’ll assume her mom was in her rise to the top….form Nazi experiment to HOSTESS with the MOSTESS….there’s got to be a conspiracy around the making of these tits.

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2022

14

Dec

Leni Klum is Hugging the Big Titty Friend of the Day

I have said it before, because it’s true and you can never go wrong with the truth, and that truth is that I have facial recognition blindness, I don’t know if I’ve always had it, or if it was from a head injury or hard drinking, or maybe some early dementia, but I cannot recognize a motherfucker unless I really know them well, or unless they have something that’s hard to un-see, like a birth defect.

So living in this world of face filters and face filters leaves me thinking I am in attack of the clones….even trannies look like all the girls on social media and even in person…because the look can be bought and the whole thing is fucking weird.

When coming across these Leni Klum pics, because we assume that she’s a new face, or new set of tits bigger than our head who will make it in the world, in part due to daddy issues of being the Heidi Klum kid that wasn’t raised by her bio dad….but also because her mom is the always consistent for attention fame whore Heidi Klum….meaning for the sake of the family and ego, Leni will be pushed, promoted, employed…just look at HEIDI KLUM’S SLUT OUTFIT AT AVATAR EVENT despite being old.

So when coming across the pics, not in a cum tribute, print it up and jerk off to it way, I couldn’t figure out if Leni and her tits were on the right or if Leni and her tits were on the left because there are tits on the left….I also couldn’t figure out if the girl on the left was Lily Rose Depp, or just some other clown muppet of instagram, probably bred in the same Eugenics lab or cloning station as this one, and I realized….who fucking cares, check out them tits on the friend….even though they all look the fucking same…

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2022

05

Dec

Leni Klum Big Tits in Lingerie of the Day

I know that the internet is this horrible cancerous place where shitty parents let their kids get indoctrinated because they are too busy sexting, or sending nudes, or doing other self involved shit like an Etsy store or trying to be an influencer, while obsessing over the lives of other people, as the dad, if there is a dad is just jerking off to porn….

So the whole generation is a bunch of fucked up perverts who started watching porn in the womb….and we are dealing with the product or consequence of that…The internet makes kids go pregnant at 10…..it’s not just for the rich and famous….

As the great awakening unfolds and we see more and more high profile people, or brands go down for the sexualizing of kids, you almost start believing the conspiracy that the world is run by creepers…..

Since Heidi Klum is one of the world elites, from product of eugenics in a lab, to reproducing vehicle, like the prized dog at the back yard breeder with the vagina you have to get surgically repaired after you save her through a rescue….but the lingerie model who worked the scene hard version….you have to wonder if Leni, her illegitimate bastard daughter from an out of wedlock romp, has been passed around the scene as a trophy…..or if at 18, they’ve only just started to monetize or benefit off her titties…

Either way, the German /Italian titties are in a lingerie campaign, and that means we get to look at her bigger than your head sleepers, and that makes her far more exciting that her dried up mom…..

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2022

29

Nov

Leni Klum’s Big Tits in her Underwear Brushing her Teeth of the Day

Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s illegitimate bastard child with some Italian fraudster who managed to become a millionaire, or at least a guy who could bed top Bikini/lingerie models 20 years ago when Heidi was using her pussy to get ahead, like a good Nazi spy would….

Leni is a pocket sized version of Heidi, because the Eugenics that made Heidi in a lab also made her 6 feet tall, while this one is more traditionally sized, but what she lacks in height she makes up for in big fucking tits….those motherfuckers are bigger than your head.

Now that the world is forced to see that the Fashion industry is some weird, corrupt, human trafficking operation run by perverts, you have to wonder how far Heidi Klum went with her own daughter to fit into the scene, but I guess that’s too dark to worry about, or even care about, the more experience the better now that she’s of legal age, but more importantly, now that’s she’s fullsized in the tits.

The point ofthe story is they are whoring the daughter out to the world even though they have all the money in the world so that she doesn’t have to be in her underwear online, but yet she’s in her underwear online, and that’s a fucking win for people into tiny girls with big tits that crawled out of model pussy….

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2022

12

Oct

Heidi Klum and her Daughter Leni in Lingerie Together of the Day

This is not the first time a member of the world elite, exploits their daughter to cash in on the tits that I guess crawled out of her cunt like it was Seal’s fist in one of their German domintrix SCAT sex party, but it is possible that it is one of the better times someone as high profile as Heidi Klum, who you know is bought and owned based on the fact that she’s on TV alone, they don’t let rogue people host talent shows, they need people they can control, and thanks to her Nazi Eugenics that made her into the ultimate giant model beta kitten, she’s just programmed to look good and be fun…

Anyway, her daughter that she had before Seal or the tween rocker she is currently married and perverted with has some rocking fucking titties thanks to her Italian rich scamming biological dad, and it’d be a real waste of Heidi didn’t strip her down and bring her midget body to the top of the food chain where it belongs, and doing it as a mother / daughter fetish series is a solid approach to anyone out there who has wanted to fuck a mom and daughter together, or apart, it’s not too late for Heidi, it’s getting there, it’s almost there, but her daughter’s monster tits are a solid passing of the torch…..

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2022

04

Aug

Leni Klum’s Booty on a Boat of the Day

Leni Klum’s making moves in this world of being a rich as shit kid with a rich dad, mom, step-dad and other step-dad, it’s good be he Leni Klum, the white Heidi Klum daughter who is now 18 and doing what the 18 year old with big dreams do on social media….stripping the fuck down so that all her followers because that’s what people her age do when building their personal brand, celebrity, onlyfans exclusive site, modeling career to live the influencer dream of doing nothing and getting paid heavy for it…

I am sure the majority there because they have a Heidi Klum fetish and want to make it a Heidi Klum and daughter fetish now that she’s legal, because one pussy made the other pussy and that’s some natural phenomenon weirdness you can jerk off to…and it probably wouldn’t even be the weirdest thing Heidi’s done, you know she’s a German after all and she did get pregnant A LOT over the years….

She’s a legit babe, the amazing things that Eugenics can do for a society, this is the 4th generation and those German genes are still pushing through strong……look at this compact – big titty babe who deserves all the praise nepotism brings her…because she’s hot..

I am a full endorser of nepotism across the board, why would an industry want to let strangers into the house, there’s enough willing talent to keep the elite group safe….but at least this one is hot….

The point of this post is – Leni Klum is the future generation of babes and she’s in a thong bikini to celebrate all the good things to come…

You can’t have a Mom/Daughter fetish without the mom so here’s Heidi Klum bikini dance….you know cuz the pussy up top came out of the pussy down below back in Heidi’s younger and more wild climbing to the top times…and that’s fucking wild.

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2022

25

Jul

Leni Klum’s Bikini Selfie to Jerk Off To of the Day

I guess when you grow up with no father, you end up turning to sex work to fill that void. I mean, sure SEAL was probably a solid stepfather, but she knew she wasn’t his, and that her actual father, who was never identified through all the cum left in Heidi over the years, since she likes a good fuck like a good German girl would, assuming it involves feces…..

They call it DADDY ISSUES, but at the same time I don’t know anything about her, or who her real dad is, so it could just be her mom’s years of experience that got her very far ahead for a corporate bikini model, clearly she knows the system and how to rig it, so shameless bikini pics, with ROCKIN tanlines, while living the rich as fuck trust fund, daughter of a famous fucking lady, life…..is more strategic and part of a business plan…

GET THEM JERKING OFF TO YOU and you can do anything….even though you can do anything without them jerking off to you because you’re rich….meaning the shameless bikini pics are totally unnecessary clickbait, fishing for compliments, thirst trapping…

Maybe this is how her mom teaches her responsibility, to give her a sense of fending for herself, in these spoiled and entitled times, maybe cutting her allowance down to a level that forces her to get half naked on the internet is key…..

I don’t think there’s a need to overanalyze what’s going on here, because thanks to her mom being a Eugenics experiment, the good jeans have trickled down through the cunt into this one….

No, I can’t confirm that the scar on her stomach was from the machine they grew her in at the eugenics lab…which is a compliment….cuz she’s 18 and hot.

Bonus – Here’s Heidi Nude from who the fuck knows where….

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2022

24

Jun

Leni Klum Thirst Trapping in a Bikini of the Day

Freshly 18 for the perverts, Leni Klum is Heidi Klum illegitimate child with someone who wasn’t SEAL, the man who SEALED the DEAL by giving her a dozen kids..while UNSEALING her VAGINA or maybe when you’re Seal it’s called SEALING her vagina, either way, he is rumored to have a massive penis, and they have evidence of a lot of sex with all their kids, because she’s a big German broad who can take it, those Germans and their BDSM sex club weirdness do more than just get shit on people….

But yeah, apparently Heidi Klum was knocked up when she started fuckign Seal with Leni and Seal raised her as his own, because the Heidi pussy was that good, probably because it could take all of him, I mean she’s a notorious pervert that Heidi Klum, so of course her freshly 18 daughter is encouraged to show off her bod like every other basic bitch on INSTAGRAM….

SO Leni, like other rich kids of hot models is now 18 so ready for her ONLYFANS…to cash it, assuming she isn’t just thrown into following her mom’s lead like other rich kids like Kaia Gerber….gotta keep the elite families in conversation.

Luckily, she’s not like other rich kids who have no real problems besides having rich and famous parents, so that they can do shit like become trans as some kind of rebellion…there are so many celeb children now genderless, almost like it is a planned agenda…

So I’ll take whore thirst trapping in bikinis when she doesn’t need the money, pretty much any day….especially when she looks as good as this 18 year olds….big things will be coming for this one…..like they did for her mom….while splitting her in half….yet she survived.

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