I know that the general consensus of Leni Klum’s try on video is that the people are mad that she’s an all American sounding girl, and not some rough German accented dominatrix ready to shove objects in your ass and tell you how pathetic you are.

The German / Italian adopted by Seal because her own dad only wanted anything to do with her in recent years since growing out those amazing tits, that Heidi looks at with dollar signs and happiness in her eyes, knowing she made them and is ready to exploit them, to make her continue existing into her 50s….so she was raised in NYC…

The other general consensus is “have you seen the tits on her”….they’re life changing, a way to get your deadbeat dad in your life and a way to get the internet stepdad to beat it to you….

She’s the most important person of these times….

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This LENI KLUM bikini experience.

It’s been highlight of the summer, you know, thanks to her massive tits on her small frame being in a bikini, all shameless and knowing her body is ridiculous, even with her small ass that for some reason offends dudes brainwashed by fat chicks, not realizing that the smaller the ass the bigger the dick looks, because they are likely virgins…

Her hanging out with her scheming rich as fuck father illegitimate father on his yacht to make up for lost time from being raised Heidi Klum’s bastard child has been fun to see, not because I care about that pervert Heidi Klum’s raising her kid to be an opportunist that uses her body for attention, or because I care about nepotism or think these people are important in their fancy lives, but SIMPLY PUT, it’s because of the rockin’ young tits bro….simple…teach a man to stare at tits and who fucking cares, just look at the tits, they are the kind of tits that could make any German hater love the Germans for all they’ve contributed to the world, like with her tits and auto enginerneering, but mainly the tits…

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Leni Klum is the most important thing to happen this year, mainly because she’s got giant fucking tits, but some of you may be excited because you jerked off to her Victoria’s Secret mom in the 90s and this is pussy that’s come out of her pussy, making you both old and weird….

People are mad that she’s got a flat ass, which doesn’t really offend me because she’s got plenty of time for her metabolism to slow down and her to fatten the fuck up…..which means I am not one of those people mad at her small young tight body, because I’ve seen the tits on her, have you seen the tits on her, they are tits that Heidi wants you to see, they bring new life to her and make her suddenly interesting!

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I am going to pretend that my Leni Klum coverage is basically my LEWINSKY. I’ve used this reference before and it’s that the site DrudgeReport was apparently launched because they had the Lewinsky story…..

I have been doing this site for close to 20 years, I think we’re at 19 years this November, and I’ve yet to have a real viral story, other than an exclusive SQUIRT clip of Farrah Abraham that got posted on Gawker and pushed 500k people here, only to never come back again….

So like Heidi Klum, Leni is my last hope, but unlike Heidi Klum, I’m not rich or able to sit on my pile of money if this doesn’t work out, so I’m going to milk these big German / Italian tits like a countryside farmer getting milk for our German Alp hot chocolate….

The hot daughter has an exposed nipple that looks like a small and pale nipple, which is an exciting nipple on such a large tit.

She also has some ASSHOLE BEHIND thongs going on, even though the internet incel community think her ass lacks shape and excitement, it’s still got an asshole to be seen, coveted or jerked off to….

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I kept the Leni Klum bikini pics as the top post over the weekend, because it was single-handedly the most important post of the month on the site, which may say a lot about the lack of original content produced at this site, but since I’ve always been a lazy content creator who prefers reposting instagram pics and commenting on them here instead of for free on instagram, you know why not pay for a server that I can’t afford to support my shitty instagram comments that I don’t post on instagram so that the people can’t ban or delete my comments on actual instagram, even though I was running the site 10 years before instagram existed….

So yeah, her big tits were big news….

People argue they are fake, I doubt it, they are just big, it happens, they are tits and some tits have a mind of their own…

I don’t doubt that Heidi is behind them, that Heidi is exploiting them, or that Heidi would have made her get some fake tits had she not naturally had these massive tits because they are the new generation of Heidi to keep Heidi alive……

You see, Heidi knows how to party and by party I mean whore herself proper, so that you can assume that she really knows how to whore another person out, even or especially her daughter like the experienced prostitute who gets put on a desk job after the menopause is too present to avoid.

People also argue that Leni has a flat ass, forgetting that you can build an ass through fitness, more importantly that big tits are usually grown into, meaning if they are big now, the ass may follow, so her young ass that isn’t a huge round fat instagram ass, isn’t a BAD ass, but to the nerds of the internet it is enraging, how dare a rich hot big busty half Italian half German rich kid with her trust fund and opportunities wear an ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG with a little ass like that, not realizing the little ass makes the dick look bigger…and thus NEVER a bad thing so long as it’s over 18 years of age.

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Leni Klum is one of the artifacts of Heidi Klum being passed around rich dudes when she was at the top of her career as a Victoria’s Secret model, because when she ended up with Kissed by a Rose Seal with the adult arm sized penis, she was already pregnant with this one….

Maybe Seal’s massive penis affected something in the birth development womb, disrupting the natural growth of the child, because she’s developed some ridiculously huge tits on her small frame, that don’t seem to have much give to them, almost like one of those breast plates dudes buy on Amazon for their Cosplay outfits or to game nerds into thinking they are Cosplay chicks on Onlyfans, you know, like they are sex doll made not human grade….which adds to her impressiveness…

Sure, she’s a rich kid, her dad owns yachts, her stepdad is Seal, her mom Heidi Klum, and sure she’s a product of nepotism, but I support nepotism, especially when it’s hot and busty, even when the mom is trying to exploit the tits harder than the tits, because she knows the tits are hugely marketable, possible attention generating money makers, which allows her own existence to last longer as the womb that made the monster tits I want to be ravaged by…where are the rich kid may like the attention, but doesn’t have the need to use them for money, she’s already rich…

Point of the story, dudes are bitching about her having a flat ass, with tits like that, she doesn’t need to have a head, limbs, even a vagina….she could be full downs sydrome and a midget…and I’d appreciate the tits just the same….

I am a fan of LENI KLUM’S big boobs…

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In the most important story or content piece you will see all day, or possibly all week, Leni Klum has brought us a TANLINE THURSDAY a day early….by showing the people her bikini tanline, while rocking some THONG underwear that don’t cover her bikini bottom tanline, and the whole thing is wonderful…

Yes, she’s got huge tits and she should have been more considerate in her production of this tanline content, when we all want to see nature’s highlighter highlighting the best features that were covered up while being “sun kissed”, which in her case are the tits bigger than our heads…

But she’s high profile man, her mom, who has trained her in the art of clickbait and seduction, since they all benefit from Leni being sexualized thanks to Leni having been sharted out of Heidi’s cunt during her various sex romps of her youth, she’s not about to flash her full fucking tit to us yet, that will be more strategic….

HOWEVER, a shot from the front, even in bikini top, maybe just covering the nipples with her arm, would have gone a long way, but as a positive and supportive internet pervert who likes tanlines, this is pretty great, because when you’re rich as shit, lazy as shit, you don’t have to post anything….so be grateful, even if we can’t see tits or asshole behind thong…the truth is, we don’t deserve it, but it will happen because all these girls are SLUTTY for attention.

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In tragic news, Leni Klum didn’t read Heidi Klum’s instructional note that she texted her way when Leni was out fishing, which for those of you who don’t know, is a huge content opportunity because these Youtube Fishing whores of Onlyfans make millions off their millions of followers, since fishing is fucking huge….

So Heidi, the stage mother who NEEDS Leni to be jerked off to, so that Heidi can benefit from the peripheral of that jerk off, by being the proud mom, and arguably the hot mom of the body being jerked off to.

So you know that Heidi’s ensuring Leni’s amazing body is being captured and exploited in the best strategic way possible, because of her expertise in her top level whoring for decades. Heidi is a master…

So when she wrote to Leni, probably in German, but maybe in broken english “Be sure to show them your clam” or maybe “your pink tuna” she didn’t mean the actual fish….and more importantly, she didn’t mean to make a bikini top out of the fish, maybe balance on or under those heavy hitters, but to block out the tits like they aren’t there and don’t deserve to be seen, like they aren’t the stars of the Leni Klum and by association the Heidi Klum show….is fucking TRAGIC…

You can still look at her pussy through her bathing suit bottoms, but is Leni still Leni when the tits are hidden….definitely not…

Still lots of Leni Tit for us to experience in the years of exploitation to come, we’ll just look past this blunder and move on, while waiting for her attempt to redeem herself with the next one…

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Leni Klum is the Heidi Klum spinoff series who I would argue is a better version than Heidi Klum because I’m not entirely stoked on the 6 foot tall model women, they are large and actually terrifying, where the smaller, shorter version with bigger tits seems a lot more manageable, besides being raised without a father by Heidi Klum, with all their money and sense of importance, she’s probably pretty unmanageable….

I assume the Eugenicist who created Heidi used her womb to create Leni, and it’s going to work out nicely for Heidi because it allows her to have more life, to continue having relevance, or being seen as a fetish after 3 decades of being a fetish, cuz now she’s the cunt that made this hot cunt, and that increases the value of her cunt, assuming she’s still got one, because at her age, you never know if it died, scabbed up and fell off….while her daughters is still fertile and at it’s prime….

Point of the story, BIG TITS…

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Leni Klum is the Heidi Klum offspring, prodigy, born to be great set of great tits, who is well aware of her marketable titty assets, thanks to her mommy knowing to exploit them as hard as she can, as fast as she can, because every time someone gets off to the hot daughter’s tits, it makes momma Heidi a little more relevant, even while she slowly rots away, thanks to people knowing those tits came out of Heidi’s KUNT (german for cunt) and that Heidi is still hot enough to join in as the MILF in the mommy/daughter fetish….

Point of the story, I like with Heidi Klum created, groomed, crafted and is currently selling to us. Nazi Eugenics for yet another win.

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