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2023

27

Jun

Possible Leni Klum Tit Barely Being Contained!

I don’t know if this is Leni Klum, but I am going to assume that this is Leni Klum because the pervert Stefan who sent it to me only sends me Leni Klum content, because like me, he is really impressed with the size of her tits.

Are they German, are they Italian, are they from hormones that Heidi fed her knowing that she’d need this secret weapon in her back pocket around the time she turns 50 years old, because she can ride of her daughter’s hype, while being postioned as the hot mom, who created the hot daughter through illegitimate means and mechansisms out of wedlock, further offering Leni the daddy issues to help support or encourage those tits being shown!

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2023

21

Jun

Leni Klum’s Pimple Face of the Day

Leni Klum has probably been the most interesting celebrity child paving her own way in the world with her giant fucking tits, assuming you consider paving her own way riding off her mom Heidi Klum’s back, making appearances on her mom’s TV show, or with her in lingerie campaigns to give dudes mom/daughter fetishes that they probably already had, but re-affirmed those fetishes, because not all moms are vile pigs, some are hot models like Heidi Klum.

You have to wonder if Heidi is trying to pass the torch to her girl, you know in a she’s done so much in the industry, allowing ease of entry for her girl, so that she doesn’t need to eat old man ass to make it, because momma did it first.

Or if Heidi is just using the hot tits that crawled out of her pussy to make her appear hotter for having hot tits that had crawled out of her pussy. You know, back to the mom fetish thing, if the mom poses next to the hot daughter, the mom appears hotter because your brain wants to fuck both the pussy it created and the source pussy at the same time, we are wired to be perverts….

Anyway, Leni posted some pimple face, hormonal acne, probably from her make-up and I figure at least one of you will have a pimple popping fetish, while the other one of you may have a smearing your cum on pimples as a high school remedy you used to use back when you had acne….both equally weird fetishes, but here’s somethin’ you can both fap to.

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2023

16

Jun

Leni Klum Brought the Tits Out for Germany Top Model of the Day

So, as you know Leni Klum is the latest and greatest in the celebrity rich kid fetish that I’ve had for as long as I can remember….they are always more interesting than the actual celeb while thinking they are celebs and knowing that they only exist sine their parents are celebs, it’s a weird dynamic that I am sure leads to great sex, the kind of PROVING yourself sex with NOTHING to lose sex that comes from empty weird rich people…

Anyway, this NEPO baby has released her tits on us and we haven’t looked back since, they are bigger than our head, on her small body frame and she really has a far more fuckable appeal than her monstrous mom, who looks good in pictures but who is fucking massive, like models are.

I feel like she’s got some aggressive Daddy issues, since her legal dad is probably KISSED BY A ROSE – SEAL, yet I don’t think his CUM was responsible for this one, it was more from mommy playing around while navigating that world of ELITE prostitution they call TOP MODELS….

Well, Leni was brought to GERMAN TOP MODEL, with her MOM, who I guess is responsible for the show, since this NEPO family of EUGENICS is a funny one….some can say LENI uses her mom’s name to matter as a hot chick, with tits like that, she doesn’t need much help….and I’m convinced HEIDI is using LENI to prove HEIDI’s pussy is hot and makes hot pussy when cummed in right…

Every time someone jerks off to LENI, Heidi matters a little more, so GET TO IT…Leni’s hot…

These tits are ridiculous….save some tits for the rest of us TITS…holy tits…maybe this is what…I’m not going to finish that thought….it will be taken out of context…

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2023

13

Jun

Leni Klum’s Robe Selfie of the Day

I feel like I’ve already posted this Leni Klum selfie in a silky looking robe you’d expect to find in the boudoir, whatever the fuck a boudoir is….I’m thinking Whore House in the 1800s, but what the fuck do I know…

I assume this is how Heidi used to dress Leni up when important decision makers were visiting the house, pantyless, so they’d get a glimpse of the HEAT she’s packing, in efforts to keep Heidi working…

Like the hot moms who are actually embarrassing trying to stay young and hip moms you see at the Walmart, not realizing they are 50 fucking years old, mooching off their daughter’s hotness, walking around with pride with every creeper who creeps on them, you know that Heidi’s the same fucking way.

The more relevant and jerk-off-able the daughter, the hotter the seemingly rotting mom, because it’s one of those “MILF” situations, but you have to wait until the daughter is 18 to really make the fantasy work, unless they’re creeper lawbreakers…which most of you probably are…

Either way, FANCY ROBE PORN.

BUT WHERE ARE THE TITTIES?

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2023

07

Jun

Leni Klum Holding her Model Daughter Tits of the Day

We are in a society where entitled kids assume they are as good or better at what their parents do, so you have kids of directors directing shitty movies or TV show, you have kids of actors acting badly and that’s just in the Lily Rose Depp show The Idol….

So we’ve also got kids of models stripping down and modelling, because the people have been trained to assume that they are more important because of the womb they were shat out of from the random sex the elite pussy was having at the time…and it probably has something to do with the parents realizing they rigged this system, coupled with too much money from rigging the system, so the power of suggestion is enough to help their kid be productive, not that modelling is productive, but it’s more productive than sitting on its ass in the pool house…..because people are stupid…

Then there’s the whole Heidi Klum trying to get in on the action, like a stage mom trying to steal the glory….or ride off her daughters tits, which is the good news in all this, at least Leni, despite being a midget, has the face and tits to be worthy of topless fashion shoots, I’m just waiting for the nipples to be unleashed, I thought she was European and feel like we’ve been scammed with a handbra….but again, Heidi is pro, don’t give the milk away for free…literally.

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2023

06

Jun

Leni Klum’s Tits Keep on Going of the Day

I posted some of the pictures from this campaign that Leni Klum has dropped on us pretty aggressively, I guess her mom is putting the pressure on and threatening to cut off the allowance if she doesn’t use her god given talents and her birthright from being born to Heidi Klum to good use, because those tits aren’t going to show themselves off and really lazy rich kids don’t typically have the self starting drive to deliver the tits to the public, even through opportunities that were dropped in their lap….

Heidi is a little more aggressive, realizes that she’s rotting away in her old age and that Leni better get going with those tits, you know act like she’s got the daddy issues she should have since she was born out of wedlock because Heidi was letting multiple dudes cum in her, they’ve narrowed her dad down to SEAL or the F1 Scammer from Beneton fame, and I’m going with the Italian…

Anyway, the star child is working it in these snap shots, which probably didn’t take much effort, but she’s got tits, is in lace, is being racy and cock-teasing and that’s the kind of celebrity kid you should jerk off to the way Heidi really wants you to, because it keeps the family going…..and this is the shoot that keeps on giving…

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2023

05

Jun

Leni Klum’s Recent Titty Work of the Day

It seems like Leni Klum is bringing out the tits, like Lily Rose Depp did last night in “The Idol”, which I’ll likely be posting eventually, since her tits were awesome, even if the show itself was shit. who needs good when you have Lily Rose Depp tits out and in a thong, but this is about Leni….the other celebrity daughter who you could argue doesn’t need to show her tits to get noticed, to get work or to get ahead.

The simple face is that she’d book the jobs regardless of her size, shape or look thanks to her mom.

So the sensationalizing of her sensation tits that are far more substantial than her big burly bikini model mom, especially they are on her smaller, daintier, more feminine frame are just to rub it in our fucking faces…to say ‘Yeah, I got awesome tits on top of everything else I got and I don’t even need to be doing this, but what else am I gonna do.”

It’s safe to assume that Heidi is pushing her in this direction because every single dude who jerks off to Lenis, gives Heidi 7 more minutes of life and longevity. It’s the reverse of smoking a cigarette, so as Heidi nears 50, Leni must carry the sex appeal torch to keep the family working. It’s some Kris Jenner Kardashian shit….and I’m ok with it, since the tits are bigger than my head.

Is it hormones in the food, is it the illegitimate sperm from an Italian, since Italian women can have big tits before they grow out their moustaches, it could be other secret rich person shit that only Heidi and her womb would have access to, or maybe it is Eugenics…..the reason for the tits doesn’t matter, the fact that the tits are being. used as a prop that dominate the photoshoot does…like is Leni even in this shit, all I see are the tits…

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2023

24

May

Leni Klum Underboob of the Day

I think the most important celebrity child to grace our lives in recent times, the single most important entitled, bratty, existing because of who her momma Heidi made her, is Leni Klum’s tits….

They are substantial and appreciated on their recent and hopefully continued world tour!

Leni Klum Tits inspire. Thumbs up for eugenics and nepotism for keeping us wanting to be fed!

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2023

15

May

Leni Klum’s Near Sheer Top of the Day

I don’t know what these Leni Klum pics are from but I know they are worthy of a post, let’s call it a Mother’s Day post, in part because she’s got daddy issues from her mommy having illegitimate babies during her ample sex partner years, but also because her mom is Heidi Klum who we’ve all wanted to play German sex dungeon with since she surfaced as what we could only assume as a Nazi eugenics program gone right, so the whole wanting to fuck the mom made better by wanting to fuck the daughter at the same time, bother literally and figuratively, while totally settling for just latching on the daughter’s tits whilst saying “momma” since they are bigger than your head and on such a tiny frame.

This has been a very long sentence.

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2023

05

May

Leni Klum Burned Her Tits of the Day

Here’s Seal’s daughter, who didn’t get the “Anti-Sun Burn” skin tone because Seal was fucking Heidi Klum at the time that she was pregnant with this one, only I don’t think Seal was the Sperm that made this one, you know one of those gang bang pregnancies where anyone could be the ACTUAL dad, but the steam looked to Heidi and said “I will raise her like my own because I was kissed by a rose”…..

Leni Klum is probably the most exciting thing to come out of nepotism in recent years, in part because her burnt, tanline titties are massive, and the rest of her looks pretty good too….and when the nepotism is jerk-off-able, I say, give them all the jobs, coverage, opportunities that their parents and their family friends and their agents can get from the groupie fucks out there, because sometimes, the nepotism pussy is worth, hotter than the source code pussy, and not some sort of RUMER WILLIS looking troll who doesn’t belong.

This is what I call a gang bang gone right, Eugenics in action, a win for all involved….including us…the spectator…

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