I feel like I’ve already posted this Leni Klum selfie in a silky looking robe you’d expect to find in the boudoir, whatever the fuck a boudoir is….I’m thinking Whore House in the 1800s, but what the fuck do I know…

I assume this is how Heidi used to dress Leni up when important decision makers were visiting the house, pantyless, so they’d get a glimpse of the HEAT she’s packing, in efforts to keep Heidi working…

Like the hot moms who are actually embarrassing trying to stay young and hip moms you see at the Walmart, not realizing they are 50 fucking years old, mooching off their daughter’s hotness, walking around with pride with every creeper who creeps on them, you know that Heidi’s the same fucking way.

The more relevant and jerk-off-able the daughter, the hotter the seemingly rotting mom, because it’s one of those “MILF” situations, but you have to wait until the daughter is 18 to really make the fantasy work, unless they’re creeper lawbreakers…which most of you probably are…

Either way, FANCY ROBE PORN.

BUT WHERE ARE THE TITTIES?

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