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2023

15

Mar

Leni Klum Brings the Cocktease of the Day


Leni Klum, who is apparently Heidi Klum’s daughter, because they have the same last name, which is either to help market herself off the back of the vagina she crawled out of, you know leverage the family name…or she doesn’t know who her father is because Heidi was a wild young model doing the rounds around the time of her birth and cum was dropped in her, too hard to pinpoint the official source…

I like to think it’s because she’s more of a science project that Heidi undertook with the German Eugenics program that works under the radar since they pretended to shut it down back in the 1940s, where she decided to craft a little pocket sized model with giant anime size tits, anticipating the kind of thing dudes would be into when she turned 18…..a futuristic body….made in a lab…it’s really the only thing that make sense because she’s so small, yet so busty…

She’s far more interesting than her mom, but I guess at 50, her mom’s done all she needed to do, and this is her legacy she’s passed the torch to….and I like it.

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