Leni Klum is a solid set of tits…

As someone who likes celebrity kids because they’re weirdly famous and think they are important while also being bratty lazy rich kids…

THIS rich girl, daughter of a Victoria’s Secret Model from some illicit love affair she had with one of her billionaires along the way…. forcing SEAL to step up and adopt the half Italian / half German / all American brat with those hormone in the food milkers set on her tiny frame….

The rest of her body may catch up to her tits, but for now it’s extra small bikini bottoms and extra large bikini tops….and I’m staring.

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Leni Klum’s been on her summer vacation the last few weeks, traveling around and frolicking in the sea in what we can assume are all luxurious places thanks to being rich as shit due to her mom’s whoring right and her stepfather SEAL….who isn’t an actual Seal but I am sure her mom would have fucked an actual seal if it meant getting a TV production deal, a hosting contract or a model contract. She’s that kind of open minded and willing to do GERMAN SEX CLUB things to get ahead.

Lenis is probably a little less eager thanks to being a rich kid, but her tits are stupid large and just exiting with tits like that make her eager enough.

She’s rocking a thong bikini and the haters are mad at her for having a small and non existent ass, not realizing that it’s not about the ass that makes small dicks look bigger, its’ about being tiny with giant tits, like a bundle of TOOTSIE POPS after you eat most of them and have two left….just a stick with a giant globulars….

Point of the story is as an ass lover into the big ass, small ass is less exciting, but it’s also less trashy, more sophisticated and when packaged with a set of giant tis, that make you question their authenticity, you know she doesn’t even need an ass to matter….just the tits stapled to the wall…and that’s outside of being Heidi Klum’s kid….even a normie with no celebrity affiliations would matter with tits like that…and that’s a good thing, EUGENICS experiments her Nazi ancestors created worked.

Here’s that empowered non-ass that knows that it’s got the tits!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NON ASS BEING BRAVE IN A THONG BIKINI ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE

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Heidi Klum’s illegitimate child Leni Klum has stupid tits, stupid in a good way tits….

They may not be her real tits, because when you’re mother is rich and vain and knows the power of big tits because she spent her life half naked as a seductress….

She may have high standards for the person she shat out of her, based on her own vanity, so like Cindy Crawford before her, she underfed her kid, offered her all the procedures she could want all while teaching her how to manipulate men into getting what she wants from them with her tits…it’s an old family recipe…from the Holocaust era like the Goulash recipe….

I like to believe they are real because she has everything she wants from being spoiled from the guilt of her mother having an illegitimate child…but even girls with everything like fake tits.

It’s all so confusing, but check out those heavy handed, full tits….

Here are some pics of her half naked mother….never too old to whore….or to give up the whoring…

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Leni Klum’s out here showing off her wrong seashells, you know the kind of fishy shellabration that her mom has trained her to expose when opportunity knocks in order to amplify said opportunity….I’m talking about her twat.

Instead she posted sea shells on her stomach, above the twat, without any twat in the frame, which is robbery…

It leads us to the very IMPORTANT question of whether she’s one of those strippers or sex workers that I still call gutter whores who bring their daughter into the mix on her 18th birthday to take the reins of old weathered whore mommy….using her as a next generation earner…

Or is Leni the rich kid who can whore out at her leisure thanks to being a rich kid, just with the lessons and fundamentals and the mechanics and the framework from her mother that she doesn’t need to apply to her life unless she wants to…because mom did that money making whoring for the family and now daughter doesn’t have to unless she wants to and will do a little of it since it’s been normalized…

You may be able to see top of bush, or where top of bush would be if she wasn’t a modern groomed woman disrespecting the new era of bush…

She’s hot.

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I guess no one cancels a person for being in GERMAN FACE like they are in BLACK FACE, which for the record is a hate crime and can get you in JAIL even if you’re a 10 year old kid dressed like Aunt Jamima or Obama….even though the BLACK FACE is critical to execute the costume with any level of authenticity since their skin is darker than yours…..HATE CRIME….

I guess if her German face was more a SWASTIKA tattooed on her face, she’s be tapping into that “dark” German past that they don’t like bringing up and that is probably illegal to bring up…because it’s a HATE CRIME based on historical facts….and that’d be more problematic…

While in this case, the only real issue is the lack of her tit in the contnet…which to me is a HATE CRIME against ME.

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Heidi has trained this girl right…

From my low level stalking, it seems like big tits on a small frame, midget you can easily use as a fleshlight if your penis works, one of those pocket pussy with weird silcone tits attached to them, only a real live girl who probably has real tits, but you know know since Heidi’s her coach….is headed to Germany Top Model, a show her mom probably produces and pulled some strings to get Leni on.

Heidi knows what’s up, she’s a hot lady who has used her sex appeal to win and while having fun has been run through over the years, just from a high profile, luxury perspective..

It’s not seen quite the same light as traditional whoring….even though the daughter, Leni the tits was born out of wedlock and that’s a telltale sign of her mom’s a whore, even when you don’t factor in her career as a lingerie model for the human trafficking VS.

I’m into Leni or at least her tits, that she barely posts enough, considering she’s got them but I assume it’s because she’s rich and lazy, spoiled and entitled and only brings out the tits when she’s forced to by her handler / mom / madam…

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Leni Klum is the hot commodity that Heidi Klum’s vagina has unleashed on the world about 20 years ago and over those 20 years she was nurturing it, grooming it, raising it to be hot vagina on its own, because being hot vagina is important, even when you’re already rich and have no real need for a hot vagina….it’s not like a poor and desperate woman trying to make it…who best have a hot vagina in order to make it otherwise she’s destined to a life of Walmart cashiering.

Leni in being her fun mom’s fun daughter, got into some revealing bodysuit that her ass and tits hang out of for the internet, she did a little hot dance with her friend for the internet to masturbate to, all while being perfectly safe for work and brand friendly so they can score all those lucrative brand deals they don’t need since they are rich, but that they like, because they are rich….and rich people by default fucking love money.

The good news, hot ass and big tits hanging out of outfits on skinny chicks while dancing is something I am into…

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If you’ve been wondering what Leni Klum has been up to since wearing a thong with her mom on a yacht at either Cannes or the Monaco F1 or some other fancy bullshit since she’s fancy….

Well, she was apparently also DJing, which means she’s found a new marketable skill to get herself paid stupid money by having a computer DJ for her, allowing her to just show up in her costume and rub on her big tits, which she has no choice but to rub, since they are big.

In conclusion, Diplo, the king of the overpaid DJ movement has probably already had sex with her, assuming he’s not a queer…which you can never really confirm since all these party people are weird.

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Leni Klum is making her momma proud with her own lingerie campaign that she potentially secured because in the initial campaign they launched with the brand her mom was heavily involved in the shoot….

It’s funny that when you’re rich as fuck, connected as fuck, with the ability to do anything you really want, you end up posing on the internet in sexy sheer lingerie with your monster tits out….

It’s also hot, probably more hot than funny, so keep up the good work YOUNG fatherless KLUM with the big tits…..

She’s grabbing at her own tits…I mean that’s just brilliant, high concept pornography really…far more important than the Met Gala bullshit….since it’s got better tit.

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