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2024

25

Jun

Leni Klum and her Coconut of the Day

Leni Klum’s been on her summer vacation the last few weeks, traveling around and frolicking in the sea in what we can assume are all luxurious places thanks to being rich as shit due to her mom’s whoring right and her stepfather SEAL….who isn’t an actual Seal but I am sure her mom would have fucked an actual seal if it meant getting a TV production deal, a hosting contract or a model contract. She’s that kind of open minded and willing to do GERMAN SEX CLUB things to get ahead.

Lenis is probably a little less eager thanks to being a rich kid, but her tits are stupid large and just exiting with tits like that make her eager enough.

She’s rocking a thong bikini and the haters are mad at her for having a small and non existent ass, not realizing that it’s not about the ass that makes small dicks look bigger, its’ about being tiny with giant tits, like a bundle of TOOTSIE POPS after you eat most of them and have two left….just a stick with a giant globulars….

Point of the story is as an ass lover into the big ass, small ass is less exciting, but it’s also less trashy, more sophisticated and when packaged with a set of giant tis, that make you question their authenticity, you know she doesn’t even need an ass to matter….just the tits stapled to the wall…and that’s outside of being Heidi Klum’s kid….even a normie with no celebrity affiliations would matter with tits like that…and that’s a good thing, EUGENICS experiments her Nazi ancestors created worked.

Here’s that empowered non-ass that knows that it’s got the tits!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NON ASS BEING BRAVE IN A THONG BIKINI ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE

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