Shay Mitchell is some really famous girl you’ve probably never heard of – because you aren’t 12 or a fan of the show Pretty Little Liars, that I hear a lot about, but that I don’t watch becasue I have absolutely no interest in being polluted by, or seeing what is polluting the minds of the youth…but I am going to assume you’re pervert ass knows every episode by heart, it’s how you seduce the 10-13 year old girls you’re into – I mean puppies and candy in vans is so cliche, you’re more into intellectual conversations on the happenings of this nonsense…

I don’t even have an interest in her greased up tits in a bikini posing with an inflatable, since inflatables are trendy, maybe it’s hormonal, maybe I’m burnt out, maybe it’s boring if there’s no spread asshole like Bar Refaeli, maybe it’s just another overpaid, overrated girl…but she’s still got good tits – so I’ll still post it, even if I don’t care.

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Shay Mitchell is my new favorite Pretty Little Liar, because the other Pretty Little Liars are not as hot and this Pretty Little Liar deserves as much heat as Ashley Benson is getting, because despite not being as white, she’s also not as dumpy…and sure she’s a few bra sizes smaller, but I saw spring breakers and if a few bra sizes smaller means a few less inches on her waist…I am all for that program…

She’s wearing a one-piece, one pieces are only good if you’re over 35 and a mom, or fat..I would prefer spread eagled in a thong…but I never get what I want – so take what you get fool…

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Shay Mitchell is starting to improve her instagram game. I guess she realizes that she’s insanely famous on the internet thanks to being on some really popular show. We’re talking more famous than a lot of people, because little kids use the internet and social media and that’s why we are all fucking doomed…

Because here she is posting an innocent little hipster outfit. Some short shorts, some thigh high boots….that hipster dressing girls may not realize is some fetish gear for us old as fuck dudes who grew up in the late 80s and 90s…where ass cheeks and thigh highs were enough to jerk off to…or maybe they do realize it…and this is all part of their seduction. It’s working.

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Shay Mitchell is a Pretty Little Liar celebrity, and now she’s a “showing off her cleavage with dogs” fetish site star…not that there is a fetish site for girls with cleavage posing with dogs, but there could be one, since I know at least one person who would jerk off to this….and that person is me…but I’m not doing it because I am overwhelmed with the cuteness of dogs, or because my obsession for dogs has gone past the point of no return, you know into a deep dark place, all because humans are shitty and dogs are amazing…I am doing it because of #tits.

So really, her social media posted cleavage could be in any setting, next to any animal, or inanimate object..It could be in old lady faces, or in her own hands…I will still look….and so will you.

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Shay Mitchell is some twat on some TV show that I’ve never seen called Pretty Little Liars, that I am sure fucking sucks, but since it is on TV, has a huge fan base of idiots, or tweens who just like what is fed to them, even though it actually sucks.

She’s Canadian / Filipino, but unlike most Canadian/ Filipino’s I know, she don’t clean the house for 300 dollars a week for rich people. She doesn’t have kids boss her around and call her a bitch and say things like “You’re not my mother, you work for me, now clean this mess up, bitch”…because this Shay Mitchell is the brat in the situation, thanks to landing TV stardom….

All this to say, I’d do her.

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