Shay Mitchell is some insanely famous actress that you’ve probably never heard of, because she’s too busy napping, and taking in bed selfies, riding her fame from the TV show that she’s on, and that teens everywhere watch religiously, but that the general population doesn’t give a fuck about…I never see motherfuckers plugging it on social media saying “OMG PRETTY LITTLE LIARS IS ON”…but that could be because I hate 16 year olds…and teens in general..they are the fucking worst…and I guess so are their leaders like Shay Mitchell…who should be trying to get herself in more serious roles…I mean use this being at the top for more than just pics in bed…use it for nude roles in indy movies..take a lead from her Ashley Benson BFF who she probably hates because Benson gets all the glory…

I think I just Pretty Little Liars gossiped…The media is turning me into everything I hate…must go look at more tits.

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It’s pumpkin patch season which is code for Los Angeles girls of all levels of fame going to the pumpkin patch as part of a PR campaign, to choose their Halloween pumpkin, because either the Farmer’s Market pays them to do it, or they just really feel the need to hand pick their pumpkins instead of trusting their assistants to do it….and since the paparazzi camp out there – it gets well documented…and one of the many Pumpkin patch stunts is the pumpkin titties – that Shay Mitchell from Pretty Little Liars, who despite not being household, is famous as fuck with the under 20s…is demonstrating…

I feel like you can masturbate to this, because you can masturbate to anything. You’re a masturbting hero…

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Shay Mitchell is some very very fucking popular Hollywood starlet to the tweens who may have never heard about because you are a grown ass man and you don’t really bother with shit that targets 12 year old girls like the show “Pretty Little Liars”…I know I’ve never seen an episode of it, even if I would have sex with the entire cast, meaning they may be insanely popular, rich and famous, in some circles, but they barely exist to me…unless they are in bikinis on instagram, in which case, they totally exist…and I try to masturbate to them…even if the pictures are of her strategically not showing any of her body while posing with food, which I guess is better than her eating, because eating is the one thing I hate admitting girls do, not because eating leads to shitting, but because food is the enemy that made my wife obese…and unfuckable, even though sometimes, I have to fuck her…

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Shay Mitchell is some really famous girl you’ve probably never heard of – because you aren’t 12 or a fan of the show Pretty Little Liars, that I hear a lot about, but that I don’t watch becasue I have absolutely no interest in being polluted by, or seeing what is polluting the minds of the youth…but I am going to assume you’re pervert ass knows every episode by heart, it’s how you seduce the 10-13 year old girls you’re into – I mean puppies and candy in vans is so cliche, you’re more into intellectual conversations on the happenings of this nonsense…

I don’t even have an interest in her greased up tits in a bikini posing with an inflatable, since inflatables are trendy, maybe it’s hormonal, maybe I’m burnt out, maybe it’s boring if there’s no spread asshole like Bar Refaeli, maybe it’s just another overpaid, overrated girl…but she’s still got good tits – so I’ll still post it, even if I don’t care.

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Shay Mitchell is my new favorite Pretty Little Liar, because the other Pretty Little Liars are not as hot and this Pretty Little Liar deserves as much heat as Ashley Benson is getting, because despite not being as white, she’s also not as dumpy…and sure she’s a few bra sizes smaller, but I saw spring breakers and if a few bra sizes smaller means a few less inches on her waist…I am all for that program…

She’s wearing a one-piece, one pieces are only good if you’re over 35 and a mom, or fat..I would prefer spread eagled in a thong…but I never get what I want – so take what you get fool…

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Shay Mitchell is starting to improve her instagram game. I guess she realizes that she’s insanely famous on the internet thanks to being on some really popular show. We’re talking more famous than a lot of people, because little kids use the internet and social media and that’s why we are all fucking doomed…

Because here she is posting an innocent little hipster outfit. Some short shorts, some thigh high boots….that hipster dressing girls may not realize is some fetish gear for us old as fuck dudes who grew up in the late 80s and 90s…where ass cheeks and thigh highs were enough to jerk off to…or maybe they do realize it…and this is all part of their seduction. It’s working.

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Shay Mitchell is a Pretty Little Liar celebrity, and now she’s a “showing off her cleavage with dogs” fetish site star…not that there is a fetish site for girls with cleavage posing with dogs, but there could be one, since I know at least one person who would jerk off to this….and that person is me…but I’m not doing it because I am overwhelmed with the cuteness of dogs, or because my obsession for dogs has gone past the point of no return, you know into a deep dark place, all because humans are shitty and dogs are amazing…I am doing it because of #tits.

So really, her social media posted cleavage could be in any setting, next to any animal, or inanimate object..It could be in old lady faces, or in her own hands…I will still look….and so will you.

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