2015
16
Apr
Shay Mitchell is some cunty Canadian who managed to get on some massive show, and reaffirm her cunty Canadian behavior and ego, where she felt she was too big for Canada, and she’s got the IMDB and instagram to prove it…
She’s on a massive show…she’s got a huge fan base…and now she’s showing off some cleavage…because that’s what girls do…thanks to having tits…which is a good thing because that’s what I like looking at.
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2015
10
Apr
Shay Mitchell is a hugely famous Canadian actress who went to boarding school with someone I know on Vancouver Island….that person told me that she was an entitled spoiled cunt back then, and I can assume that after being thrown into Hollywood and having it work out for her, she’s a substantially worse spoiled cunt now…it’s like rich kids don’t get grounded when they become famous and from being on some silly, very famous show…they just get fucking worse…
The good news is that all girls, famous or not, realize that you can never be too famous, not to mention you can never have too many dudes jerk off to you, so you might as well put that kind of content out there, of let’s say waking up in bed in India, where I guess she’s from…and flashing the city…in some slumdog millionaire, only she’s just a millionaire…obnoxiousness…
Here’s her cleavage….I like the emoji – it makes it less whorish in her mind…but more whorish to me…like OMG look at me…whore…
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2015
09
Mar
Shay Mitchell is a hugely famous Canadian actress who went to boarding school with someone I know on Vancouver Island….that person told me that she was an entitled spoiled cunt back then, and I can assume that after being thrown into Hollywood and having it work out for her, she’s a substantially worse spoiled cunt now…it’s like rich kids don’t get grounded when they become famous and from being on some silly, very famous show…they just get fucking worse…
The good news is that all girls, famous or not, realize that you can never be too famous, not to mention you can never have too many dudes jerk off to you, so you might as well put that kind of content out there, of let’s say waking up in bed in India, where I guess she’s from…and flashing the city…in some slumdog millionaire, only she’s just a millionaire…obnoxiousness…
I guess the real question is who took this pic of her, was it her boyfriend, or was it Dev Pattel…or was it her mom just continuing all they’ve worked so hard at building…their own little empire…we know when she fucks she makes her random cocks call her pussy the Taz Mahal….
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2015
06
Mar
Shay Mitchell is another ethnically ambiguous Canadian rich girl who’s parents put her into acting because I guess they thought she was cute and that it would be a good hobby that could lead to the fame they felt she deserved…
I know someone who went to the same Boarding School as her in Vancouver, and apparently she was a cunt back then, so I can assume that getting cast on a huge show, and having a huge social media following has made hr more down to earth and respectful of the people around her…that’s usually what giving ego spoiled brats more reason to have egos…does to a motherfucker…just look how it worked out for Bieber…
I’ve never met her, I assume she was exported to LA at a young age…because she’s probably still young…and depsite general American beliefs, no, I don’t know Shay Mitchell from Canada…we don’t share an uncle…and despite being the asshole of America, Canada still has 30 million people, I probbaly only know 10 of them…we don’t all share an igloo..
Either way, she posted pics of her face getting jizzed on by some kind of muppet, or Crayola monster…and I figure there’s a fetish in this, because there is a fetish in everything…and you know even the most obscure thing you can think of….a dude has jerked off to it…which makes for a fun game…try to guess something someone hasn’t jerked off to…I’d say a soiled diaper…but I know people into that..so I gotta dig deerper…maybe something like the remnants of road kill on the bumper of a 1950s Ford Pick-Up truck…I mean that’s getting specific…but there’s probably some backwoods freak into that…driving around right now in his truck looking for skunk to run over…it’s the pheromones that get him…..
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2015
25
Jan
I think I am in love with Shay Mitchell. Sure I have never met her, but I am being drawn in by her ethnically ambiguous nice tan and skinny legs and hot body, coupled with her Canadian who escaped our socialist regime, slowly on the takeover, so that you Americans have no idea when everyone running your media and TV shows are from Canada, pushing out communist agenda on you, like healthcare….and maple syrup…
And with being in love with Shay Mitchell, I have decided to never sext another girl, never fuck another girl, divorce my wife, even though she pays my rent, and taking my divorce settlement of 50 dollars to hitchhike to Los Angeles…where I will attend the secret Canadians in LA social groups, where they discuss the takeover, only to move in on her, and ask her to be my Valentine.
Seriously…she’s amazing…but I may just be blinded by her vagina being pressed against the back of a girls head…cuz it means she likes head…and so do I…we are so the same…we are one…Jesus Shay Mitchell Martinez.
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2015
22
Jan
Canadian Shay Mitchell from whatever the fuck the hugely popular show that got her 4 million fans on her instagram….which is a lot of fucking people…especially when you’ve never heard of Shay Mitchell and I know you haven’t, because I’ve hardly heard of her…and do this shit all day…has figured out the key to getting talked about is producing as much bikini content possible, because motherfuckers love bikinis….I mean she’s even brought a camera person on her trip, to produce videos like this, which all seems a little desperate, but when you’re ethnically ambiguous ass gets this far from the frozen tundra you are from…fucking bring it….with what is pre-sex tape level whoring but whoring none the less….and I’m all about it…I am just unhappy we never ran into each other doing Canadian things…like fucking babies seals……
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2015
21
Jan
Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, who has turned her back on Canada, to become a big American star, because she’s famous thanks to a TV show, and I assume she feels like people only care about her because of this show, which is obviously truth, and she figures it is time to branch out so that she doesn’t get typecast, and doesn’t have the same fate as some many people on successful shows before her, who never broke free from that…
So she’s doing it by posting bikini pics….the sex tape of the new generation…because bikini pics, although seemingly wholesome and just “me on vacation”…are actually just whoring at its best…I approve.
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2015
19
Jan
Shay Mitchell is an Ethnically ambiguous actress from Canada, who has clearly won at life so far, because she’s in bikinis for her social media attention, while I’m locked in a fucking ice box of hell, not that I’d ever compare anyone to me to demonstrate winning, because even the homeless man down the street who throws his feces at people, is better off than me…but I guess what I am saying is…at least she’s not in Canada..and it is all thanks to being on a very popular tween show…with millions of followers…putting her theoretically at the top of her game…and the good news is that it can all come crashing down, real fucking fast, because fans aren’t loyal anymore, they are too self involved and trying to be the next Shay Mitchell to bother with the actual Shay Mitchell and that moment of fame, when it all crashes, and desperation sets in makes me laugh, even knowing she’ll be fine and have many billionaire boyfriends willing to scoop her up and impregnate her.
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2015
16
Jan
Shay Mitchell is some very famous, yet still not household, celebrity on some popular show, who I guess is trying to not be the Tori Spelling, unable to ever branch out from that popular show, and one day being forced to whore herself on reality TV, because in her racially ambiguous mind, she’s an actress…and she’s got Oscar wins in her…she just has to get cast…and as another one of these Canadians girls just trying to make it…I’m excited to see it all collapse, because…I like when they come crawling back and end up working the bar where you drink so you can discuss their 2 million instagram followers…and how it all means nothing..
But before that happens, she’s on some media campaigns, doing any media she can, because it’s time for her to take this celebrity and lock it fucking down…pantsless for Yahoo!
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2015
09
Jan
Shay Mitchell is some superstar…that is super relevant…who you’ve probably never heard of…because you don’t watch the show she is on, but every fucking kid in America does…making her fanbase huge…allowing her the opportunity to expand her fan base..doing some seriously bottom feeder work, that I guess shows us that she’s in her late 20s, because Maxim doesn’t matter, is not relevant, and people don’t even know what it is…because it’s dated as fuck…but that was big at one time, maybe made it on her bucket list, or maybe her boyfriend works there, who knows the reason it happened, we just know it happened….and I hate it…not because I hate Shay Mitchell or her ethnically ambiguous skin tone…but because Maxim send me legal death threats on the regular for posting their shit, even though they used to pay me for traffic to their shit, in 2006, because I was more important than them on the internet…just a gang of clueless bitches, scrambling to get back to where they were, with budgets…because…people like Shay Mitchell still remember their bullshit…fuck em…
Fuck she’s annoying…
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