Shay Mitchell is some very famous, yet still not household, celebrity on some popular show, who I guess is trying to not be the Tori Spelling, unable to ever branch out from that popular show, and one day being forced to whore herself on reality TV, because in her racially ambiguous mind, she’s an actress…and she’s got Oscar wins in her…she just has to get cast…and as another one of these Canadians girls just trying to make it…I’m excited to see it all collapse, because…I like when they come crawling back and end up working the bar where you drink so you can discuss their 2 million instagram followers…and how it all means nothing..

But before that happens, she’s on some media campaigns, doing any media she can, because it’s time for her to take this celebrity and lock it fucking down…pantsless for Yahoo!

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