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2014

10

Dec

Shay Mitchell Wins at Instagram of the Day

Shay Mitchell is hugely famous in the circle she runs in…which happens to be a circle the mainstream doesn’t really give a fuck about or notice…

So she’s doing what she’s supposed to do to get noticed…and that is take advantage of her hot body and all the access her lifestyle offers…thanks to being on some hit show…and put that shit out there…so that motherfuckers like me can discover her…amongst all the noise…and fall in love with her – because we don’t know her and haven’t heard the stupidity shat out of her mouth….and I figure 98 percent of actresses aren’t hot…so we should embrace and celebrate the ones who are…but only when they are posting self produced half naked erotica – like this…

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2014

05

Dec

Men of the Year Awards Happened of the Day

So GQ Had a men of the year event happen and girls brought their cleavage out..like Shay Mitchell….because girls like looking good for men of the year events…it’s how they recruit husbands and do their career development..It is a vain world and only the hot survive…

TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS IN ACTION CLICK HERE

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2014

24

Nov

Shay Mitchell Laying in Bed of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some Pretty Little Liars star, who I guess is trying to break into the mainstream because she’s already pretty mainstream, at least to a specific group of people, because she’s got millions of fans, even though if I mentioned her to anyone, they would probably have no idea who she was, not that I would ever mention her to anyone, I don’t actually talk about this shit on my everyday life, if I did I would genuinely hate myself for it, because at my core, in my soul, I have zero fucking interest in these celebrities, they aren’t important, what they do isn’t important, and it’s all pretty fucking boring…even when they get half naked in badly lit shoots….we know she’s got an ego, is a pain in the ass, and thinks she’s super fucking relevant…but we also know that she really isn’t, so she might as well spread her ass and make this laying in bed more like what I want it to be…and less whatever this pixelated shit is…

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2014

06

Nov

Shay Mitchell Demonstrates What She Should be Doing of the Day

I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance…

All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…

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2014

31

Oct

Shay Mitchell Sluts it Up for Instagram of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very popular girl, at least in one demographic, because I am pretty sure you’ve never heard of her, yet she has millions of fans…

She’s on some kid’s show, and unless you’re a creepy dad who watches kids shows with your kids, and I am going to assume you aren’t, because this is the internet generation, where kids can lock themselves in their room and leave you the fuck alone…or some creepy who just watches kids shows to look at the pussy on it…you have never heard of her..

I guess she’s working on leveraging her fame, taking it to the next level and she’s doing it in slutty enough shoots of me…and I encourage this kind of behavior…

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2014

27

Oct

Shay Mitchell Glamour Mexico of the Day

Here’s a pretty little lying Shay Mitchell in Glamour Mexico because Hollywood and their soulless youth cast in their really popular and probably sleazy TV shows, must conquer the world.

It’s like Americans building their car factories, running their drugs by creating their cartels and killing off their people, and shoving American culture on their people with their resorts, their fashions, their white man AIDS, all while stealing their tacos and women to exploit and present to the world…all while treating Mexicans as second rate citizens wasn’t enough…

Now they take over their magazines…

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2014

20

Oct

Shay Mitchell in FLAUNT of the Day

Shay Mitchell is making some moves….She’s this famous in her own circle, which happens to be a massive circle, thanks to some really popular show I’ve never heard of called Pretty Little Liars…babe….

I don’t think she’s eever really branched out or expanded on that – like her co-star Ashley Benson, who has done topless pics for the paparazzi, and lesbian sex scenes in Springbreakers….

But I could be totally wrong, since I don’t really follow any of this nonsense, I just look at the pictures and these pictures are from Flaunt Magazine, which isn’t the tropical magazine I’d be into because it doesn’t show the pink, but that is still a magazine that she got all dolled up for and that we should notice, because her massive pay checks and fan base isn’t enough for her ego…

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT SHOWING CLEAVAGE CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Oct

Shay Mitchell in Bed of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some insanely famous actress that you’ve probably never heard of, because she’s too busy napping, and taking in bed selfies, riding her fame from the TV show that she’s on, and that teens everywhere watch religiously, but that the general population doesn’t give a fuck about…I never see motherfuckers plugging it on social media saying “OMG PRETTY LITTLE LIARS IS ON”…but that could be because I hate 16 year olds…and teens in general..they are the fucking worst…and I guess so are their leaders like Shay Mitchell…who should be trying to get herself in more serious roles…I mean use this being at the top for more than just pics in bed…use it for nude roles in indy movies..take a lead from her Ashley Benson BFF who she probably hates because Benson gets all the glory…

I think I just Pretty Little Liars gossiped…The media is turning me into everything I hate…must go look at more tits.

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2014

14

Oct

Shay Mitchell’s Pumpkin Porn of the Day

It’s pumpkin patch season which is code for Los Angeles girls of all levels of fame going to the pumpkin patch as part of a PR campaign, to choose their Halloween pumpkin, because either the Farmer’s Market pays them to do it, or they just really feel the need to hand pick their pumpkins instead of trusting their assistants to do it….and since the paparazzi camp out there – it gets well documented…and one of the many Pumpkin patch stunts is the pumpkin titties – that Shay Mitchell from Pretty Little Liars, who despite not being household, is famous as fuck with the under 20s…is demonstrating…

I feel like you can masturbate to this, because you can masturbate to anything. You’re a masturbting hero…

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2014

15

Sep

Shay Mitchell Had a Pool Party cuz she’s Rich of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some very very fucking popular Hollywood starlet to the tweens who may have never heard about because you are a grown ass man and you don’t really bother with shit that targets 12 year old girls like the show “Pretty Little Liars”…I know I’ve never seen an episode of it, even if I would have sex with the entire cast, meaning they may be insanely popular, rich and famous, in some circles, but they barely exist to me…unless they are in bikinis on instagram, in which case, they totally exist…and I try to masturbate to them…even if the pictures are of her strategically not showing any of her body while posing with food, which I guess is better than her eating, because eating is the one thing I hate admitting girls do, not because eating leads to shitting, but because food is the enemy that made my wife obese…and unfuckable, even though sometimes, I have to fuck her…

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