Shay Mitchell is some Pretty Little Liars star, who I guess is trying to break into the mainstream because she’s already pretty mainstream, at least to a specific group of people, because she’s got millions of fans, even though if I mentioned her to anyone, they would probably have no idea who she was, not that I would ever mention her to anyone, I don’t actually talk about this shit on my everyday life, if I did I would genuinely hate myself for it, because at my core, in my soul, I have zero fucking interest in these celebrities, they aren’t important, what they do isn’t important, and it’s all pretty fucking boring…even when they get half naked in badly lit shoots….we know she’s got an ego, is a pain in the ass, and thinks she’s super fucking relevant…but we also know that she really isn’t, so she might as well spread her ass and make this laying in bed more like what I want it to be…and less whatever this pixelated shit is…

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