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2013

10

Oct

Shay Mitchell in Some Hot Shoot of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some actress from some show called Pretty Little Liars…she is from Canada, which would be more exciting for me if Canada was actual the way Americans interpret it, you know a small village where we all know each other, and get together in our igloos for the yearly seal hunt…that always ends in some beaver pelt trading…maple syrup eating…all set to the sounds of Avril Lavigne, Nickelback and Celine Dion…because if that was the case, I would know this girl, and probably have at least one illegitimate kid with her…because Canada also has deadbeat dads….

She’s very fucking lovely…at least in this photoshoot. I’m not sure where it is fun, but I’m a fan…

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2013

05

Jun

Shay Mitchell in Elle Canada of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some twat on some TV show that I’ve never seen called Pretty Little Liars, that I am sure fucking sucks, but since it is on TV, has a huge fan base of idiots, or tweens who just like what is fed to them, even though it actually sucks.

She’s Canadian / Filipino, but unlike most Canadian/ Filipino’s I know, she don’t clean the house for 300 dollars a week for rich people. She doesn’t have kids boss her around and call her a bitch and say things like “You’re not my mother, you work for me, now clean this mess up, bitch”…because this Shay Mitchell is the brat in the situation, thanks to landing TV stardom….

All this to say, I’d do her.

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2013

25

Feb

Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell for Entertainment Weekly of the Day

I am into Ashley Benson now that I’ve been seeing pics of the Springbreakers promo tour, because she’s the substantially hotter bikini clad girls who are also in the movie….that you may know as Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, who I like to refer to as the monkeys…..because of their hairiness and ethnic complexion….and I guess in this case the blonde white chick is better…cuz only cuz she’s not as chubby as the other two…

And here she is with two other girls who I guess she’s on a TV show with…that I’ve never heard of…cuz I don’t watch TV and don’t bother with looking these low levels up, cuz it’s too much work for their 5 minute window….forgotten tomorrow…careers….but I do look at their cleavage….

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Lucy Hale|Shay Mitchell

2012

08

Jun

Shay Mitchell See Through Shirt of the Day

Her name is Shay Mitchell – I don’t think I’ve heard of her before – but apparently she is on a show called Pretty Little Liars….but more importantly, since this is a Canadian based website, she fullfills my legal obligation to feature Canadian pussy 20 percent of the time, cuz this Shay Mitchell bitch, all half Filipino and destined to clean houses for rich Jewish families who disrespect her before landing some acting and modeling jobs thanks to the Irish half of her…..is from Canada….which is weird, because I’ve never met her, not even at our annual Igloo Dogsled party, I guess she was too busy for our icelands…being all famous and bullshit…fame she’s maximizing by wearing see through shirts….cuz see through shirts make people notice you!


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