Shay Mitchell is some very very fucking popular Hollywood starlet to the tweens who may have never heard about because you are a grown ass man and you don’t really bother with shit that targets 12 year old girls like the show “Pretty Little Liars”…I know I’ve never seen an episode of it, even if I would have sex with the entire cast, meaning they may be insanely popular, rich and famous, in some circles, but they barely exist to me…unless they are in bikinis on instagram, in which case, they totally exist…and I try to masturbate to them…even if the pictures are of her strategically not showing any of her body while posing with food, which I guess is better than her eating, because eating is the one thing I hate admitting girls do, not because eating leads to shitting, but because food is the enemy that made my wife obese…and unfuckable, even though sometimes, I have to fuck her…

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