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2015

01

Oct

Shay Mitchell in a Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some Canadian twat….who was thrown into the Hollywood acting world….by landing some massive TV show called Pretty Little Liars and now, along with being type cast, since her fans can only really be into her based on her character on their favorite show, and not on her as a person, or who she is, because she’s absolutely uninteresting, even when doing desperate bikini pics…desperate bikini pics I like because they are a preview of the slutty to come when the show is cancelled and people start to forget her as new social media platforms replace instagram….and turn her into one of the cast of 90210…

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2015

18

Sep

Shay Mitchell’s Instagram of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some Canadian..who I’ve heard is some entitled, rich kid, brat who thinks she’s a bigger deal than she is, and that was before she was famous…meaning this stamp of approval from the media, her instagram followers, all thanks to being on some hit show…just feeds into that making her think “see I told you so”…in what makes her a more terrible fucking person…than she started out being…

But the good news is that she’s using her celebrity and audience to try to maximize sex appeal..by posing slutty. Or maybe this is just posing and I think it’s slutty because I objectify women and when they leave their houses I see “slut”…because I know the truth…

I like that.

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2015

31

Jul

Shay Mitchell’s Side Tit of the Day

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Here’s Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own exported cunt who thinks she’s famous, because she is famous…

I like her subtle “OMG Look at these flowers’…side tit pic…that you know is a side tit pic, that she knows is a side tit pic, but that doesn’t want it to be an obvious side tit pic, because that would be slutty and despite being slutty, no one wants to come across as desperate slutty…even though when anyone is an actor, we’ve figured it out that girl is pretty much a hooker to begin with, so just post your tits already you ethnically ambiguous jerk.

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2015

28

Jul

Shay Mitchell Tits for Snapchat of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a best selling author, because she very famous thanks to a very popular show and could have written a series of retard words that weren’t even in english together, rather than paying some ghostwriter to put this “girls in their 20s in LA”…series together that she ended up starting up because she realizes it an turn into a Gossip Girl franchise, because clearly people are obsessed with celebrities, and shit doesn’t even have to be good or riveting or compelling to get read, since people don’t read anymore, it just needs downloads….millions of downloads…and it will become a fucking hit…

The world is fucked, but at least Shay Mitchell, Canada’s own rich cunt turned Hollywood Cunt who doesn’t want to be forgotten….shows her tits on snapchat…sure not enough…but still enough…to be uneventful and irrelevant yet so relevant…because society sucks.

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2015

07

Jul

Shay Mitchell in Nightgown of the Day

Snapchat gives us an interesting perspective into the boring lives of idiots we don’t actually care about, because it is less “staged” photoshoot like instagram, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, like bitch is like “just let me pose like that iPhone is Vogue photoshoot”….and it allows us to see whether the girls we follow are actually sluts, as they dance around in lingerie eating chips…because every girl who gets on snapchat, by default wants to show her tits, because what the fuck else are they going to use disposable content that their fans rip off and upload to Youtube for…

I guess this is worth looking at, but barely…

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2015

06

Jul

Pretty Little Liars Do Fourth of July of the Day

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Here’s the Pretty Little Liars on their own respective fourt of July actiivities…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, seeing as I’ve already seen the one I want to see topless, topless, while the other ones are just overrated…especailly the Canadian one….

But as a creepy motherfucker, I must maintain updates for you assholes who are the actual creepy ones who jerk off to these teen show acting 30 year olds…

I’m more interested in jerking off to vagina pics of girls from tinder…

Shay Mitchell is So Self INvolved of the Day, it happens when you’re Canadian and think you make it thanks to an insane amount of instagram followers…

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Lucy Hale is another one from the show, and she’s in a Bikini because it’s summer…and good for hits…

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

And here’s the best of the bunch, Ashley Benson, the thick one, and she’s rocking her big enough tits in a bikini, which is almost as good as when she banged Vanessa Hudgens in a pool in Spring breakers…

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2015

30

Jun

Shay Mitchell in Seventeen and Slutty on Snapper of the Day

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So Shay Mitchell is an overly successful, followed by 7 million idiots on Instagram 40% of which aren’t real people, but rather bots who just look for the Canadian scam artist who landed a roll on an extremely successful show called Pretty Little Liars, and who hasn’t been clever enough to branch out on her time off to do movies, or indy films or even produce her own shit, so that she doesn’t end up the Canadian in LA, Green Card applicant who married some rich dude who liked that she was once an actress….

Well, I guess she is doing some media…with this garbage in 17…

And she’s doing some instagram…in lingerie…eating…it’s a fetish..

But her best work seems to be her lesbianism on snapchat…titties all over the place for her friend to imply that she sucks…because a good scandal works for so here she is dyking out on snapchat with her snapper…

Pretty uninteresting stuff…

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2015

08

Jun

Shay Mitchell Snapchat Boobs of the Day

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Shay Mitchell has Snapchat…which is a great place for girls…not just Shay Mitchell to feel comfortable about the concept of being a slut on their phone…not that any girl really needed an app for that…they’ve been slutty on their phones since 2004 when they got their first phone…they just like the idea of being a slut to more people using their phones because they don’t need to build a level of trust for a video that will theoretically disappear forever…if people played by the rules and didn’t screenshot it…which they don’t because people are perverts…

Not that cleavage in a blazer is really being that slutty – but it is the gateway to the vagina pics you know she sends privately to her biggest fans on the app

TO SEE PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE IN A BLAZER CLICK HERE

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2015

11

May

Shay Mitchell And her Twin in a Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Her name is Shay Mitchell….

She’s some Canadian turned American actress who you can assume was rich and entitled to start back home in Vancouver and who is now a fucking terror because the show she got cast in, turned into a MASSIVE fucking hit, rather than the straight to DVD her talent probably warrants, not that I know anything about her talent, I would jsut assume that it is in hand jobs and oral sex, or maybe that’s her mom’s talent, because acting isn’t about the talent, it’s about who you fucking trick into hiring you…

That said, I like her move away from her TV show…to bikini pics on her social media…because shows do get cancelled…and her being left with her millions of followers as the girl who was once on TV is probably not where she wants to take her career…and if there are bikinis involved, I’m ok with however or wherever she takes her career…

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2015

22

Apr

Shay Mitchell Failed Crotch Shot of the Day

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I have heard some many mixed things about Shay Mitchell, only because she’s from Canada and Canada and Canada has the inside scoop on Canadians…it circulates our Igloo community pretty easily through maple syrup telephone lines…and messenger moose…

I have been told by people she went to school with that she was always an egotistical cunt who was out to win in the world of acting, because she loved the attention, felt she deserved the attention and getting cast in a massive show like Pretty Little Liars just supported all that she had been fed all her life, making her a bigger “I told you so” kind of twat…

Maybe those are just haters gonna hate, when really they should only hate the fact that she’s not spread eagled in this instagram pic…because that’s the kind of thirsty for attention I like my famous Canadians turned Americans to be…because I hate that this is a failed Crotch shot…you see I have confidence in her attention generating noise she’s got the potential of making to really maximize her fame…I believe…we will one day see her nude…but today is not that day.

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