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2016

23

Feb

Shay Mitchell on a Boat in SHorts of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is Canadian Royalty, because she’s from Canada, but escaped the ice wall and snuck her way to Hollywood, never to return to Canada, except maybe for Christmas vacation, where she walks around stuck up West Vancouver where she’s from like a fucking egotistical cunt who thinks she’s better than everyone – because she’s on TV…and that TV show isn’t some Degrassi / Trailor park boys shit…but major American TV – called It’s Pretty Little Liars…a huge fucking show she’s trying to diversify from….you can just tell by the way she’s posing for her own photoshoot that she’s the worst kind of person to have to interract with…

These fucking selfie people are shameless fucks..

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2016

15

Jan

Shay Mitchell in a Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a clever girl, she got on some nothing show after being recruited from Canada, and that nothing show ended up being a viral show, up on some Making of a Murderer shit, making her an instant star. Dreams do come true for young vapid girls with the sole dream of becoming famous.

In being Canadian, and not as dumb as her objectives in life probably are, she realizes that shows don’t last forever and since this is the only acting work she’s done, it’s time to diversify your investment.

She did it first by building out instagram, then by co-signing onto some book franchise for young adult market…which is hot hot…and in doing all this she takes time out of her lazy, but seemingly busy schedule to post bikini pics to keep that machine going…all while not even being that hot..Weird.

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2016

12

Jan

Shay Mitchell Lingerie of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is from Canada…Shay Mitchell is also from TV…Shay Mitchell is Shay Mitchell…she’s trying to rebrand so she’s not typecast…she’s in lingerie…Fascinating…

These pictures of her in her lingerie are from 2015, probably for her massive social media, as these girls need lingerie pics for their own personal collection, in what I think is the weirdest movement in pop culture, that I don’t hate because I like half naked girls, but I don’t know or like that they are so self involved that they feel the need to stage photoshoots…SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING LAME…

But She’s Canadian….and being a thirsty try hard trying to get ahead giving the fans what they want in the form of slutty behavior is party of her hustle…to break free from the show that made her…to give her a career in the future just holding teas and protein powder for instagram….

WEIRD.

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2016

05

Jan

Shay Mitchell Canadian Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who is ok looking, but more importantly, willing to post semi slutty pics, you know calculated slutty pics, as to not piss of her sponsors, agents or employers, because thanks to being on a hit show, she’s got 10,000,000 instagram followers, and that is pretty fucking huge, since it’s bigger than the population of Canada with an internet connection, even if 9 million of her fans don’t interact with her fucking picture…the above pic of her fucking ass in paradise has 400k likes…meaning 400,000 people saw it out of 9.9 million people, maybe the other 9.5 million people were out at lunch or taking a nap or some shit…

Either way, she’s famous, on TV, she’s rebranding herself, creating young adult fiction she’ll probably produce as a TV show or movie, and it’s all much more effective and clever than what most of you fools are doing…which is looking at her calculated ass pic

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2015

30

Dec

The Cast of Pretty Little Liars Slutty Update of the Day

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I don’t watch Pretty Little Liars , but I know it’s a popular show and the girls on the show, have a pretty massive fan base, because I run a blog about these celebrity model bitches, even if I don’t give a fuck and I don’t participate in the scene…or digest their bullshit content…I am too busy sexting…

What I do know is that chubby Ashley Benson’s Got Cleavage of the Day that she was showing off in a photoshoot, and that you can stare at because you like cleavage…even on chubby chicks, especially when they are photoshopped and in black and white so you don’t see anything vile….

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I also know that Canadian Shay Mitchell in a Bikini of the Day because she’s got a rocking fucking body, and she wants the world to see it, and talk about it, outside of Pretty Little Liars character, since she’s at that pivotal moment of not being typecast, so that she can continue to work and make money in the industry….it’s like give people jerk off material as Shay Mitchell not as the character she plays…or some shit..

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2015

25

Nov

Shay Mitchell Nipple for Canada on Snapchat of the DAy

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Shay Mitchell is Canadas own pile of beaver shit…that was shipped off to the USA…where it got cast for a seriously hugely successful show that she’s been trying to break free from so that she isn’t type cast, even if she is typecaast…by diversifying her efforts in releasing teen drama type serialized books…and walking around with hard nipples…because people like hard nipples right…

It’s a whole “I am not going back to Canada you motherfuckers…I will be LA and Hollywood long after this hit show gets cancelled, which I assume is show…because she’s scrambling…

All this to say..who cares…but here’s some of her recent whoring…

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2015

11

Nov

Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, and in being a Canadian I know people who know her, or her family, since we’re all friendly fucking neighbors, who share the same Maple Syrup while watching Hockey..

SO I’ve been told she’s the fucking worst, which is typical of Canadians, who in all their passive aggressive glory, smile and nod to each other, while going home to kill beaver, and not in the way I like to kill beaver…to let out there’s passive aggressive frustration…

But once one of them makes it in America, their ego is fed, they become the big fish in the big pond, too big for their hometown, only to go back and give fake smiles to everyone in an “I’m better than you fucker, I’m on a hit show”….

Well, she’s taking the instagram model hustle of posting her ass on her social media because the fans love ass, and because that’s how instagram or really all social media works..the more slutty the more action…but don’t be too slutty or they’ll delete you unless you’re famous…they love famous people using their shit…

I guess she’s trying everything she can to not be typecast as a one trick pony, while still being a trick, showing her ass…to draw attention to her, and possibly her teen novel she participated in…anything to have future opportunity…because she’s can’t and wont’ come back to Canada defeated….in fact, she’ll naturalize, marry a rich producer and stay in LA…it’s the American Dream…so here’s the ass…encourage it…for more ass

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2015

26

Oct

Ellie Goulding and the Pretty Little Liars Tits at MTV Europe of the DAy

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MTV Europe had a bullshit award show that means absolutely nothing to anyone in the industry, but that I guess is just another excuse to celebrate and market these idiots who have already won …and there were tits in attendance because it is Europe and Europe loves tits…and tits love award shows..it is that stamp of approval their dad never gave them…

I guess the Pretty Little Liars show, that is hugely popular with kids here…is being pushed in Europe so they sent over their Canadian cast member, who is on her own publicity campaign to separate herself from the show and do her own tween thing for her tween fans, and she is doing it with her tits…

I’ve heard of people who grew up with her saying she was a diva cunt, even before she was famous or on TV, and I guess you need to be a diva cunt to pull off this scam being pulled off…not the showing of her tits…but the thinking she deserves to get paid stupid money to pretend she’s someone else on screen in something that requires little to no talent…

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Singer ELLIE GOULDING was also there…

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2015

15

Oct

Shay Mitchell For Canada of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is one of the players in the Pretty Little Liars show…and she’s gone on, and branched out from easy to digest, bullshit TV shows that reach the masses but that suck if you have half a brain…that are obviously better than any TV show I’ve written, produced or been on, so you don’t need to send me emails about how I’m just jealous of Shay Mitchell, at least she’s doing it, and living it, and getting paid…and a loser like me can’t have an opinion of her…even though her day rate is based on our opinion of her….

What I’m trying to say is that she wrote a book…a book that seems ridiculous, but that she was smart enough to attach her name to because it will become a TV series of it’s own for her tween fanbase…that she’s clearly manipulating…or a movie series…either way…it’s going to make this one-trick pony rich as fuck…some Gossip Girl / Sex in the City / Twilight shit….all because of her celebrity and fan base…

Not quite genius,but I guess she’s not an idiot, or her management are idiots… blame Canada…even though she’s too good for Canada…except when it comes to supporting her team…something Toronto fans can #cometogether staring at…

I guess Ashley Benson’s not an idiot either, because she’s socializing with the bitch, because they work together, it’s good for paparazzi / PR and most importantly…good to maintain friendships, because this bitch is about the blow up and become powerful..unfortunately not actually blow up…or fall to the depths of desperation willing to suck dick for an audition…

I hate when girls make it, but like when they “make it”…

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2015

12

Oct

Shay Mitchell Bikini Butt and Nina Dobrev Bikini Tits for Canadian Thanksgiving of the Day

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Shay Mitchell posted a picture of her ass in a bikini because as a Canadian who has made it in America…she’s trying to secure her place so she doesn’t get deported, which she probably won’t, because at her level green cards are easy to get, but that doesn’t matter to her, she’s more into having a career and staying on top…it’d be awful to peak at 25 on her stupid show..that everyone seems to life…so I guess bikini pics get likes, likes feel good and bring hope of a better tomorrow…

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In related news, Nina Dobrev was in a bikini also…or maybe she’s just another fake tit, Canadian hooker who pretends to be an actor, because she’s been cast in a TV show, despite being nothing more than an Instagram whore who has a good team behind her, and supportive parents willing to whore them out to the world at a young age…but when you take actual work and money aside, the tits on instagram are still a struggle for likes…in this “Look at me, all I care about is Likes”…world…

I guess this is my Canadian Thanksgiving, even if I am not thankful for this garbage, post..

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