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2023

05

Jan

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

Shay Mitchell is the mom of two who has a hot body because she know the importance of having a hot body, unlike all those obese bitches who don’t have two kids, but instead have a lot of cats and an addiction to cake….who cry that obesity is racist, or some other bullshit….like outlawing the world obese and making it another “EN WORD” because it’s designed to DEHUMANIZE fat fucks by turning them into objects, large immovable objects, terrifying and cow sized objects….

Point of the story is so many moms cry about their baby weight, 40 years after having the fucking kid, while vain rich bitches who don’t subscribe to that, even those who don’t hire a migrant slave to carry the baby for them, say “fuck that noise, you victim loser fat cake eating monsters”…..and end up looking like this.

She’s from Canada….which has nothing to do with anything…but it’s worth mentioning since people from Canada aren’t supposed to wear bikinis….you know ice wall and shit…but I guess when you craft an elaborate escape plan bikinis get worn. Fascinating.

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