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Shay Mitchell just shat out a baby with some dude who was once the host of some CANADIAN MTV nonsense. I’ve met the guy, because Canadians all know each other, we connect at the yearly Maple Sugar festival where we all build a massive igloo and dance to songs by Celine, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavigne amongst others..The baby daddy’s alight…so no hate there….I mean dude’s just out there knocking up smart girls taking over entertainment and social media because she’s smarter than most of the idiots out there who are too busy taking selfies.

She’s got her shitty acting career that has made her a ton of money, she’s got some book publishing company that I am sure will become a movie, she’s got a youtube travel series and instagram going with tons of followers from being on TV, she’s probably getting all kinds of brand deals from brands paying her tons of money…and that’s just what we know about…I guess being an INDIAN (dot not feather) makes her resourceful…I mean the Indian I know at the convenience store is always onto money making schemes, as is the Indian mechanic I used to go to when I had a car, trying to sell me bootleg tires from India…as is the Indian restaurant owner who always tries to make me pay cash…the Indians…they hustle…but I guess Shay takes time to herself for some self care as all influencers do…where she sweats out in a Sauna as an excuse to post up some slutty oiled up sweaty content we can all jerk off to, despite knowing that her pussy has just been stretched the fuck out bringing new life into the world that will be a prop in her “mommy blogging”….

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Shay Mitchell had a kid with some Canadian TV host that no one cares about, but that I guess she was a fan of growing up on Degrassi or wherever the fuck her celebrity started up, cuz she was a rich kid with rich parents who believed in her half Indian capabilities and invested in it…and I guess that paid off in dividends….because she’s not some vapid idiot celebrity…she was smart enough to get involved in as much shit as possible when her celebrity was happening….

She published teen fiction books that I’m sure she’ll make into movies or tv shows if she hasn’t, she did the influencer youtube thing, made travel videos, launched a travel brand, just fucking money from every fucking angle…and these are her milk filled titties not breast feeding her kid, or her baby daddy, but there for you to jerk off to…because this girl knows the hustle and makes it work for her….which sometimes means it works for you perverts sexualizing this and by you perverts…I mean me.

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Shay Mitchell is knocked up by some CANADIAN VJ who hasn’t been on CANADIAN TV in years, but he has been in Canadian TV Stars that moved to AMERICA to make it in the last 9 months..or at least his cum has been….all these people with the creampie fetish like they are into the risk of breeding, we are animals and instinctively want to breed everytime we fuck, even if it’s with some fat chick we met that night, in an our brains say no, our cumming in her cuz she asks for it, and that’s hot says OK…..maybe the girls like the hormones absorbed in fluid exchanges, the endorphines or whatever is released…

Clearly sometimes the risk is worth it for the dude, not all pregnancy ends in abortion, if anything, it can sometimes be a good way to secure your fucking future with the right girl…like K-Fed did…not right in terms of love, right in terms of manipulating your way in, tricking her into thinking you love her, and allowing you to work on your creative projects by her pool while she’s out there hustling, cuz she believes in you.

Life is sales, everything is sales, so you can sit and sell shit to idiots all day to pay rent on your shitty apartment, barely making it….despite the effort, or you can sell one dumb rich girl and live a life you’d never live if left to your own devices..

MAKE THE RIGHT SALES CALL….Quality not Quantity…

Either way, a nice status play on his part…get that rich as fuck, highly followed, hustling rich kid from West Vancouver, who is likely a total cunt, but too busy to bother with you, so you livee the good life in LA, she makes you a kid to stay at home dad while she’s on her annoying trying to be a “MOGUL” cuz she was on a hit show kick….

You can just fuck off and the get child support of 20k USD a month, which is like 30k Canadian and the kid will grow up to have access to all the best things, best schools, not that that’s part of the plan, as the baby momma is all about instagram and exploiting the fuck out of Social Media for personal gain…so it will become a vapid spoiled idiot…so it’s all positive and so are her massive mom tits, despite the whole ready to drop filled up uterus, that’s gross….

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Here is Shay Mitchell reminding us that she is not only pregnant as fuck but is also still a slut who gets naked because she thinks she’s hot…even when pregnant, a historically disgusting time for a woman…

The fact is that girls think they are hot when they are pregnant, it’s some hormonal delusion that comes with bringing a baby to life inside their cunt.

It is like they don’t realize how what they are doing is the basis of humanity and thus not that special…most women are capable of this, even those who identify as men…

So the ego and narcissism, the celebrate herself everyday cuz she is her own passion, pretty self involved and tacky, but check out that milky tit….it’s large.

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Shay Mitchell celebrating her pregnancy, is pretty fucking obvious, these people fucking love themselves so hard that they think the idea of breeding is a blessing to the world that their fans will embrace and want to join her on her motherhood journey..

It’s one of those influencer narcissitic approach to life. All that positive feedback keeps them going….without stopping to think they are rich enough and should keep some things to their damn self. They think the more real they get the more the audience will believe them….but everything they do…and social media in and of itself is bullshit…so who fucking knows about that.

The good news is that people are idiots, so Shay Mitchell can continue to monetize menial life choices with flimsy content people are drawn for whatever reason, cuz I’m not seeing the reason for her being a compelling figure….I just see some brown pregnant bitch with her top off but her mom titties aren’t out. Pretty disappointing.

What this needs is more anus.

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The last thing I want to see a pregnant bitch do is strip down to a bikini and crawl around on all fours…

I get that these women are trying to maintain a level of hype around themselves, knowing they are easily replaced and forgotteen if they don’t….and they know that all fours is what got them in this mess all along…and they know that all fours is the only way Matte Babel fucks here cuz otherwise he’s gotta face the next 18 years of his life head on….hoping it comes with child support / spousal support while he stays at home parents and she keeps earning for the family like a good little Indian…who started out rich to being with..

I just don’t really want to see the milk sacks ready to feed the baby while on all fours, let’s stick to thee ass and pussy area….keep that gunt out of sight….this isn’t a ready to drop fetish site….yet.

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Shay Mitchell is pregnant with some guy I bought dinner for once…True Story. Google it. Canadian connection. We all know each other…but I don’t know this one…

She’s decided to wear diapers, probably getting paid by the diaper company to wear the diapers, maybe just making a viral video for her youtube, or maybe just being overly honest with her fans about the fact that she likes sitting in her own piss during her pregnancy, cuz she’s a lazy fucking rich kid, totally fucking coddled and this is what they do….wait for the opportunity to wear diapers again cuz they aren’t spoiled enough.

It’s revolting to me, but probably hot to you…diaper fetish…pregnant pissing herself fetish you weird fuck….

We live in an era of everyone sharing all their inner most secrets, all their gross quirks in attempts to normalize it, to be “real” even though they are all fake as fuck, look at the face…shit ain’t normal…

She’s a clever actor turned social media personality with the face injections….who managed to figure out there’s more to acting and that is branching out and focusing on social media / youtube / as the money is on social….Then she’s got product lines and shit to sell to her fans….

She started out rich and spoiled in West Vancouver, an immigrant in private schools before getting on Degrassi… so it’s been an easy ride, and once you get that following thanks to pretty little lies, then she faked her way into becoming an influencer but I appreciate the hustle…cuz I don’t belive in hustling…but this isn’t about her…it is about her diapers…what the fuck.

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Shay Mitchell is a pretty clever rich kid who got into acting thanks to being a rich kid. First she made it from her mansion in West Vancouver…a rich neighborhood…to Toronto…where she got cast in Degrassi….where she may or may not have had sex with Drake….then she moved onto Hollywood, leaving Canada behind as these people do once they officially make it in the big leagues of America…which Pretty Little Liars was….and sh was able to build out and grow a massive social media reach because of it..

In being enterprising or current or smart she decided that was a good thing to focus on in her acting downtime, becoming an “Influencer” means controlling her content and imag whil getting all kinds of money for brand deals..all while going on all kinds of epic trips because that is what these people do…

So she does well for herself, and is now knocked up by another Canadian who used to be a VJ on Much Music…because I guess she had a childhood crush on him, or maybe Canadians in America stick together….or maybe this is just how love and building families work…I don’t know, I just know she’s got a nice tan in her bikini and despite finding pregnancy gross, I like what it does to tits, before the breast feeding is done and the titties deflate…

Yes, my life is one big tit joke, a simplistic tit joke no on laughs at.

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Shay Mitchell is so boring….

But she’s strategic, and I’ll always give a strategic girl credit where credit is deserved…

She’s the averagely hot, ethnic Canadian who managed to make it in America…and who understood that her following on Social Media that is huge, thanks to being a huge show when instagam happened, was more valuable than her acting…

So she’s done the youtuber thing, the influencer thing, she even published teen youth fiction series of books that will be turned into a movie one day and that she owns, and will make a shit ton of money off of..

It’s smart….I mean you can be a set of tits on the internet, getting naked, and being reduced to a whore…or stripper….like most of the instagram sluts. Or you can make a fucking business, with a vision, because you have all the marketing power you need in the perverts sitting waiting for her bikini pics…

She’s apparently some cunty rich kid from a Rich neighborhood….that’s the inside scoop in canada – where we are all neighbors.

That said, I can’t imagine anyone in her position not being cunty…but she’s in a bikini and that offsets most things….like a bad attitude….

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I don’t know if you saw the story about the Two Canadians who portaged a canoe each to the basecamp of Everest last week….well if you didn’t, two Canadians portaged a canoe to the Everest Basecamp….they did it for some Charity, good people…but the point of my story is the importance of the canoe to the people of Canada…like the beaver and the igloo and the Maple Syrup trade…the canoe is the foundation of our existence..and everyone, even twats like Shay Mitchell who are out there trying to get attention on their Instagram feed because they can easily monetize it….feel the need to pay tribute to her Canada, even though she left Canada for the glitz and glam of Hollywood…stealing your jobs and being too cool for Canada…it’s like when the successful dude goes back to his small town at Christmas and judges the locals he grew up with dude to his superiority thanks to driving a Land Rover…you know the type….but Canada…or the PADDLES that make Canada Great Again….CAGA if you will….are ingrained in her DNA…even if she’s an immigrant…

Point being… ASS SHOT!

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