I don’t know if you saw the story about the Two Canadians who portaged a canoe each to the basecamp of Everest last week….well if you didn’t, two Canadians portaged a canoe to the Everest Basecamp….they did it for some Charity, good people…but the point of my story is the importance of the canoe to the people of Canada…like the beaver and the igloo and the Maple Syrup trade…the canoe is the foundation of our existence..and everyone, even twats like Shay Mitchell who are out there trying to get attention on their Instagram feed because they can easily monetize it….feel the need to pay tribute to her Canada, even though she left Canada for the glitz and glam of Hollywood…stealing your jobs and being too cool for Canada…it’s like when the successful dude goes back to his small town at Christmas and judges the locals he grew up with dude to his superiority thanks to driving a Land Rover…you know the type….but Canada…or the PADDLES that make Canada Great Again….CAGA if you will….are ingrained in her DNA…even if she’s an immigrant…

Point being… ASS SHOT!

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